Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
You live in Finland and aspire to conquer Norway? Clearly it is way too cold up there for positive thinking.

Try conquering Cuba or Puerto Rico or someplace with a decent beach and drinking tradition that involves teeny umbrellas.
Just between you and me confidentially.. The plan is not to conquer, but to invade and immediately surrender. Then once we have become happy Norse with lots of oil, instead miserable drunken Finns, living at frozen swamp. We can start all raising social benefits from the Norse Valhalla and spend the rest of our days being drunk and miserable at some beach at lot warmer latitude...