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If you want to gain fat. Eat lot of carbs and do not and i repeat do not move unless absolutely necessary. If you want to gain muscle or tone.Eat lot of protein and move.
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Why would you want to, it's just your build. Like in rps's.
Yes why would anyone want to improve their body?
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While I understand and respect the notion of being comfortable in who you are.
Patently untrue. When I left high school I was a scrawny 143lbs. I thought I had a fast metabolism, a big fat lie. My parents had just been underfeeding me.
Took responsibility, did the research, ate and exercised. At my heaviest I was 178lbs, never above 18% BF.
Unfortunately I got really sick last year and lost almost all of it and my strength as well. Currently 168lbs and working way back up to it. When I settle down I'm aiming for heavier and lower fat percent, maybe 190lbs, 15%.
So Hax go for it, feel free to ask any questions and good luck. There is plenty admirable in it, be it the discipline required or the desire to live healthy and be the best you can be.
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Of course you can gain some weight but you will reach a critical point, what you gained you already had, you will get that 'extra' muscle very easily very fast. But then it stops. I have the same strength as people who are much bigger than me, I am as tight as a drum but I won't get any bigger, just harder.
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Well gaining weight is easy. You eat more than you use. I assume you mean "good weight", otherwise known as lean muscle. You need to do three things. Workout, Eat good healthy options at the right amounts, and sleep. All three of those things together will give you the results you probably want. If you do one or two of those things you will not see the desired results.
Now as for me personally. I am currently coming off of a controlled winter bulk so I will just give an idea of my workout plan and feeding schedule as of now.
I switch workouts around probably every 12 weeks or so to target my goal areas or because I am bored. So currently I am doing a workout that focuses on my neck and traps (traps are the most important muscle for looking yoked). Before this workout I used the Texas Method. Both are probably considered powerlifting style routines and focus on strengths not aesthetics. This particular workout was designed by Jim Wendler who is a stud. It goes as follows
Monday
OHP
Chin Ups
Close Grip Bench
Band Pull Aparts
Seated Shrugs
Neck Flexion
Tuesday
Deadlift
Squat
KettleBell
Abs
Neck Flexion
Thursday
Bench Press
Karowski Shrugs
Incline Press
Face Pulls
Tricep Pulldowns
Neck Flexion
Friday
Hang Clean
Squat
Good Mornings
Kettlebell
Ab Work
Neck Flexion
Also add in a lot of interval and long distance running. Note the schedule is because it works so well with my personal schedule which is how I found the workout originally. I wouldn't suggest you do this as it is not novice friendly. Instead I would suggest you do a workout called Starting Strength which is a novice friendly weightlifting program. I would also recommend mixing in running as you see fit, purely because I like running. Now you may not want to lift weights or have access to a gym in which case I would suggest finding a sick bodyweight workout. The good ones will make you hate your life. Personally I would suggest starting with something slow paced and designed to get you up and moving if you haven't been that active before this. If you are reasonably active I would suggest doing a military recommended prep workout for a specialty school like Rangers or BUDS. I personally have done and recommended this workout to friends and would highly encourage it; http://www.passranger.com/p/physical-training.html Now this requires some basic equipment so there is this other one I found (was a better one I remember from high school that I couldn't find but whatever) http://www.passranger.com/p/physical-training.html . Ignore all of the blah blah stuff at the top and just scroll down. You can replace the swimming if you have issues with it with bike or more running.
As for diet. Go google tdee calculator and find out your thresholds. now eat more than that. A lot more. Use this to track how much you are eating. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/ . It is a helpful little tool. Also try to get 1g of protein for every pound of lean muscle you have. The easiest way to hit your calorie goals is to buy a mass gainer which will mostly be protein and shit tons of calories. I use these vials with 500 calories and 50g of protein in them and take two a day. They are incredibly phallic in nature but are awesome. Protein powder and mass gainers is perfectly fine to use. I also use creatine and it does have an effect (may be greater for you since you were/are? a vegetarian may not make a difference at all) and I also take fish oil because BCAA dawg. If you eat right then you will have less clean up to do in regards to your new weight gain but if you eat dirty you will have an easier time hitting your calories. Personally, I eat pretty dirty because I don't want to be a slave to this stuff.
And finally sleep the proper amount. If you don't you will regret it and progress will be slow to not at all.
Also the whole faster metabolism thing is a myth unless you have an actual health issue there is very little variation in peoples metabolisms like from the fastest to the slowest is supposedly a range of 500 calories. What is actually happening is likely one of two things. You don't realize how much food a calorie is and under eat thinking you are eating a lot. Or you eat a lot in short bursts. Like you won't eat all day and then at the end of the day you have like a pizza or something and are full. This is compounded if people are with you and are like wow you must eat a lot. Then the myth grows in your head you eat a lot. You said you are a vegetarian so I wouldn't be surprised if it was option 1. A lot of vegetarians are rather light eaters. This is why using a calorie tracker is very important.
tldr; there was nothing of substance here I just wanted something to do while I took a poop.
Last edited by Flavius Aetius; 03-22-2014 at 07:42.
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