Egpytian Justice

[lars573]

...and I sense that you do not live under a monarch... They might seem all Disney from a distance, but up close you can easily see their incompetence, inbreeding and corruption.

I live under a monarchy too. And the corruption and incompetence I see are from the elected politicians.

What are the chances of a Constitutional Monarchy headed by Fuad II? Emulate Jordan, which seems to be the only non-basket case in the region.

The only way to emulate Jprdan would be to put a member of the Hashmite dynasty who's also a trekkie on the throne. And I'm pretty sure there's only one of those.

[HopAlongBunny]

No need to abandon the metaphor.
Arab Spring => the Terror => Military consolidation under a "strong man".
I simply await the inevitable ruinous "march on Moscow".