Voting is Pointless because I have a strong-interest in Democracy

[a completely inoffensive name]

I encourage everyone not to vote. The fewer people that I can get to vote, the more my individual vote matters.

That strategy only works if the people you encourage are from your state. Otherwise it doesn't matter due to the wonderful electoral college.

No, most of what I say is half true, if that.

I encourage everyone to vote and become involved in politics, even when they disagree with me.

I discourage firearms ownership among my friends who drink, have another substance abuse problem, are hotheads, seem prone to depression. I advise anyone with children to keep firearms either out of the house or locked away like Fort Knox.

But anyone not on this list through these things has a civic duty to bear arms and to vote.

Why do you have to remind me that you are in fact a reasonable human being at times?