Ukraine Thread

[Beskar]

This is unfortunately Argentina's "discussion" on the issue of Falklands from my point of view.

Argentina: "Give us Islas Malvinas, imperialistic scum!"
Britain: "Mh, our colonies have the right to self-determination, what do you say, Falklanders?"
Falkland: "No thanks, we like being British, Britannia rules the seas!"
Britain: "Well, this is awkward, don't want to be an independent country?"
Falkland: "Nope, we like it here."
Britain: "Sorry Argentina, we had a referendum, they overly whelmingly want to remain British. I tell you what though, we will make them independent in all but name, we will work on some co-operation plans about the area, and lets things carry on well."
Argentina: "FFFFF-U Britainnia! Imperialistic scum bag, you own part of Argentina, it is OURS, I tell you, OURS!!!"
Britain: "Err... calm down a little there, the people there have decided..."
Argentina: "THOSE PEOPLE HAVE NO RIGHTS! Of course Brits will want to be Brits! It is Argentina land!"
*Argentina invades the Falklands, then gets its ass handed to it by Margaret Thatcher*
Britain: "Seriously... what the f- was that?, Argentina?"
Argentina: "Islas Malvinas is OURS!!! I will even write it in Constitution, we will scorn you forever, Britannia! Empire Scum!!"
*Now to the Modern Day*
Argentina: "Give us Islas Malvinas!! Scumbag"
Britain: "No"
Argentina: "Such imperialistic scumbag, you won't even discuss the issue! the issue where we say we want it and you give it us!"