This calls for a lynching tune.
Now, this scumbag who'll kill on a very first night is from a former Grand Duchy.
But this scumbag who'll vote second on the wagon won't be mistaken for a Rusky.
But the scumbag who's first to move his vote all around, Head in the clouds, feet on the ground
He's the scum I'm glad I've found
Please vote for Kagemooshi!
My mooshi, my mooshi, my mooshi, (The scum who's hard to get)
My mooshi, my mooshi, my mooshi, (But you can lynch him yet.)
Vote him once just to raise the curtain,
Vote him twice, and he'll squirm for certain.
Once more in the gameroom garden
He will never get sore if you beg your pardon.
Do re mi fa so la si do... si fa so la mi re do.
Vote him once when he isn't bussin',
He might vote you back, that's OMGUS'in!
Once more 'cause he's a sexy fellow
Put a smile on his face on his way to the gallows.
Do re me fa so la si do... si do
Now little ole Kagemooshi's no townie as anyone can see,
Look at him now: He's an old pal who always looks scum, to me.
Vote him once just to raise the curtain,
Vote him twice, and he'll squirm for certain.
Once more in the gameroom garden
He will never get sore if you beg your pardon.
Do re me fa so la si do... si do
My mooshi, my mooshi, my mooshi, (The scum who's hard to get)
My mooshi, my mooshi, my mooshi, (But you can lynch him yet.)
(Instrumental)
My mooshi, my mooshi, my mooshi, (The scum who's hard to get)
My mooshi, my mooshi, my mooshi, (But you can lynch him yet.)
You can lynch him yet....
Sexy Kagemooshi!
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