Does anyone even listen to creationists these days?

[Major Robert Dump]

I do because I am in the Philippines and these girls are so hot, and even the conservative ones dress in pretty much nothing because of the high temperature, and I would totally pretend to believe in god and go to church every sunday and doom my kids to Catholicism if it meant I was allowed to touch her with my penis even for like 4 seconds twice a week with the lights off. It is insane here. Death to America.