Faster Than Light

[spaceman98]

Wait vote: El Barto is listed in the player list but never made a signup post... What's up with that? (not a serious case, just curious)


I nominate edse as captain because why not

As for the name, I suggest The Roadrunner

[Visor]

Wait vote: El Barto is listed in the player list but never made a signup post... What's up with that? (not a serious case, just curious)


I nominate edse as captain because why not

As for the name, I suggest The Roadrunner

He said he would play in the previous game.

[Zack]

Wait vote: El Barto is listed in the player list but never made a signup post... What's up with that? (not a serious case, just curious)


I nominate edse as captain because why not

As for the name, I suggest The Roadrunner

Roadrunner? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

[Riedquat]

Day will end at 10:00 AM Australian Eastern Standard, GMT +10, March 15th.

We are traveling space and time? I'm utterly confused... I did miss an entire week or the phase will last till march 2016? In my home planet we are at minutes of March 23th...

[Visor]

Shows how badly I copy and pasted that. Fixed now, 25th.

[Zack]

Now we all know you're a big fat phony.

Oh wait, we already knew that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Montmorency because OMGUS

I name the ship I didn't even open my role PM I'm just going to assume I'm a townie in big bold red letters which seems scummy.

I nominate spaceman98 to be the captain, because who else is even qualified?

[Askthepizzaguy]

If I do end up being a mafia scumbag it will be news to me. Sorry scumbuddies, for all intents and purposes, you do not exist to me, and I believe I need to lynch you to win. Better bus me quick.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also, why are we the Federation fleet? Romulans, bitch.

[Jarema]

As per opening post, vote: Visorslash.
Going even further along this lines, unvote, vote: ATPG.
See? I did not bold anything for emphasis. I am cute and polite.

And I think our ship should be named Heathen Nightmare

[Askthepizzaguy]

Who are you? You're an impostor anyway. The Jarrema I know and love (yes, carnally) has at least 72 r's in his name.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Poke spaceman

Do something that reminds me of space or spacemen.

Mmm... spacemen.

[Montmorency]

Wild Zontars.

[Choxorn]

Zack for president!

And we should call our ship The Intergalactic Pimpmobile!

Vote: edse, because damn it, this time my bus attempt will succeed!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wild Zontars.

Yes, I understand your Calvin and Hobbes reference, and I do enjoy Spaceman Spiff.

This is true: When I was a child, my teachers thought I was retarded because I would act out scenes from Calvin and Hobbes comic books and they wouldn't get the references, so they thought I was developmentally challenged. Then someone got the bright idea to test my intelligence and whoops, egg on their faces.

I guess the 50 individually drawn states and properly labelled state capitals drawn from memory on the back of my kindergarten handwriting exercise sheets wasn't enough of a giveaway.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Zack for president!

And we should call our ship The Intergalactic Pimpmobile!

Vote: edse, because damn it, this time my bus attempt will succeed!

Unvote, vote: Choxorn

The hell it will. I can even think edse is guilty and I'll still try to keep him alive, inexplicably.

[Montmorency]

Dammit Pizza, I was planning on posting nothing but "Wild Zontars" for the whole next round so that I would almost get lynched by the confused town and then skate by through the rest of the game until I would reveal that my Wild Zontar townie power could only be activated by electing me as Captain, at which point everyone would have to elect me Captain seeing as Zack would have died mysteriously the night before

*gasps*

and by then it would be too late. With the -

I agree that Choxorn needs to be lynched.

Unvote; Vote: Choxorn

[Askthepizzaguy]

Zack is far too used to being the Captain. I'll be sending in an order to murder Zack tonight so, if I am mafia, he won't be Captain tomorrow regardless.

Besides, Zack is clearly the only competent villager here, so I need to ensure my team's survival if I am mafia.

If I'm a villager I'll know by tomorrow.

If Zack and I are both mafia, I apologize in advance for single-handedly destroying our team. These are the risks you take when you don't open your role PM.

PS this is apparently a real thing they do on 2+2 sometimes. I am that morbidly curious to see how it works.

[Montmorency]

Zack appreciates your taking risks on his behalf.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I could preserve the mystery by not sending in an order and instructing my teammates to carry out the murder.

That works.

This plan is so flawless it can't possibly result in my lynch!

[Montmorency]

Don't worry, I'll pass along the message.

Since you don't know who they are and all.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't worry, I'll pass along the message.

Since you don't know who they are and all.

I actually don't, and I kind of find it thrilling.

I could be trying to lynch my own mafia teammate right now, which would ironically make me appear to be more scummy when he flips guilty, because that's pretty much how I roll anyway.

[spaceman98]

Poke spaceman

Do something that reminds me of space or spacemen.

Mmm... spacemen.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...an-d4me7oo.jpg

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spaceman, join us on the choxorn wagon.

[Montmorency]

Meanwhile, I'll be polishing off this bottle of sesame ginger sauce.

It's OK because it's only 300 calories.

[Jarema]

Spaceman, join us on the choxorn wagon.

would I be welcomed?
unvote; vote: Choxorn

[Askthepizzaguy]

would I be welcomed?
unvote; vote: Choxorn

I don't know... I was really hoping for spaceman98 to join us.

You don't look like spaceman98.

I'll have to see your resume, and you'll have to fill out this wagon application and wait for us to do a complete background check on you. We'll also need at least three forms of ID, and a security deposit so that in the event this wagon doesn't turn out so hot, you'll pay for all the damages.

Then, assuming you pass a standard blood test to make sure you're actually human, we'll be in touch.

It's been nice speaking with you, Mister Jerryma.

[Jarema]

Jerryman, if anything

[Montmorency]

Meanwhile, I'll be polishing off this bottle of sesame ginger sauce.

It's OK because it's only 300 calories.

Blergh, that was a bad idea.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Jerryman, if anything

It's gonna be Jar Emma in a minute. Or worse, Jar-Jar Emma, the love interest of Jar-Jar Binks in the upcoming Star Wars Episode 7.