British Election: peaceful revolution

[InsaneApache]

Real Time Update: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2015/results

Tomorrow we will have a change of government. It's all to play for, for the two main legacy parties. The Lib Dems are stuffed, just look at the Euro elections last year to see that.

Red Ted Milliband wants to take us back to the seventies, (nothing wrong with that, I'm polishing my Doc Martens and dusting down my copy of Funhouse as we type!). Ahh yes the halcyon days of rampant inflation, power cuts, the three day week and wildcat strikes. I can't wait!

Perhaps we can get Dick Emery to resurrect his 'comedy' show as well.

As for the Tories, well what a bunch of tossers. They've moved so far to the left since Blair they should re-name themselves the SDP.

It looks as though Wee Jimmy Crankie of the SNP fancies herself as the power broker in a future government. Nice. 5% of the population deciding what the other 95% can get. True democracy.

That Welsh bird with the tits is quite nice though.

The Greens. They should all be sectioned under the Mental Health Act 1983.

Me? I'm voting for the only party that talks anything like common sense. UKIP.