IMMIGRATION thread

[Husar]

The effects of mushrooms must come naturally to you, it doesn't make sense in any way

It does make sense.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/eart...ade-Japan.html

[Pannonian]

AFAIK, most European countries do have a similar procedure. You can have only one, unless the countries have special agreement allowing dual citizenship for their citizens.

The problem is that is practically impossible to enforce. You'd need to check and cross reference the entire population of the planet on a regular basis.

Not to mention the problem of someone being name Ahmed Maghrebi in UK, and أحمد المغربي
in Morroco. Or maybe he was transliterated as Achmed or Akhmed...

We should at least do our utmost to facilitate the ISIS citizenship of anyone who wants the caliphate on earth. Every time one of these twats appears on TV with a British accent, it just confirms my wish that I don't want them here, which accords with their wish not to be here. And yet this mutually reciprocal wish is denounced as ethically bad.

And that reminds me of another warning sign. Any time anyone changes their name from a western name to a Muslim one, that's a red flag for troublemaking. The times of pacifistic Muslim converts is long past. Anyone who's converted in the last couple of decades is likely to have done so in support of militant Islamism. I'd expect police to be on the lookout for anyone who's converted since 911. I think most of those with a troublemaker's profile won't have an exclusively non-Latinate name, but will have grown up with a Latinate name, whether they are the standard Muslim names, or whether they used to be Joe Bloggs in a previous life.

[Greyblades]

The heck are you two talking about?

[Fragony]

Beats me

edit, got, it's what I call typical for deniars of an obvious problem. Let's find the answer in mathematics, chance probability.

If you throw a spear a hundred times it will naturally land on a certain place more, that's the modus, where it doesn't land is the zero on the x-axis, and the formula of substitution comes into effect to see how things go to the y-axis and the y-axis will lower or higher depending on how broad you make the x-axis. That's what deniars of a specific problem like to do, broadening the x-axis to lower the y-axis. A specific problem still exists as long if you don't mess with the x-axis and giant jelliefish and fungus don't changs anything if you keep the x-axis to proven statistics on the zero point of the y-axis.

Apoligista explained with SCIENCE

[Husar]

No, that's not scientific, let me show you:

[Fragony]

No, that's not scientific, let me show you:

Yes it is, that's what I am talking about, expanding the x-curve of an equation while there it's very specific. Let me show you, this a bell-curve http://math.about.com/od/glossaryoft...on-Defined.htm

remember the example of throwing a spear, depending on your skill and strength makes the modus, which is simply where it lands the most. Ignoring the factors on the x-axes is up to you if you insist to do so, do as you please. I can make an almost perfect calculation of probability if you want me to, including what if's, say 20, 30, 40 whatever. Give me the numbers and I'll do it but not now. If your numbers are wrong so will my calculation be.

[Husar]

Yes it is, that's what I am talking about, expanding the x-curve of an equation while there it's very specific. Let me show you, this a bell-curve http://math.about.com/od/glossaryoft...on-Defined.htm

remember the example of throwing a spear, depending on your skill and strength makes the modus, which is simply where it lands the most. Ignoring the factors on the x-axes is up to you if you insist to do so, do as you please. I can make an almost perfect calculation of probability if you want me to, including what if's, say 20, 30, 40 whatever. Give me the numbers and I'll do it but not now. If your numbers are wrong so will my calculation be.

Ok, 24, 39, 15, 6, still wrong but there are my numbers. Awaiting your results.
On the topic of bell curves though:

[Fragony]

Ok, 24, 39, 15, 6, still wrong but there are my numbers. Awaiting your results.
On the topic of bell curves though:

can't do, need a symatratical modus, chance I can calculate from there once I stettled the y-axis zero

[Montmorency]

[Husar]

Olympics, should be obvious by now.

[Idaho]

The two Eastern Europeans who helped move my furniture managed it. Assuming that others are not imbeciles and have access to the TV, or are able to find a library and the internet there I'm sure they'll cope.

This is of course assuming that they are so poor that paying for internet which starts at less than £5 a month is unthinkable.

Self teach??!? Schools and society teaches English - it takes effort to not learn a new language decade after decade, generation after generation. I've seen a video of a street urchin who can do a sales pitch in over 10 languages - as the incentive is you sell more to Russian tourists if you have the patter in Russian.

But there's always an excuse why people can't be expected to do anything for themselves.

The hysteria in the media and on these boards is not to do with Eastern Europeans but moooslims and darkies.

So you are saying that we shouldn't implement any policies to improve integration because "they" are too lazy anyhow.

God you lot are depressing.

[rory_20_uk]

The hysteria in the media and on these boards is not to do with Eastern Europeans but moooslims and darkies.

So you are saying that we shouldn't implement any policies to improve integration because "they" are too lazy anyhow.

God you lot are depressing.

No... I am saying that they are more than capable of integrating if they wanted to (and what a large percentage already do).

[Pannonian]

No... I am saying that they are more than capable of integrating if they wanted to (and what a large percentage already do).

The worst non-integrators were born here and grew up thoroughly integrated, until that moment when they decided to turn against the UK.

[rory_20_uk]

I agree, but that it a different problem.

There used to be a relatively simple solution - they are traitors and traitors get hung.

[Sarmatian]

The hysteria in the media and on these boards is not to do with Eastern Europeans but moooslims and darkies.

Absurd. I demand Eastern Europeans be treated with the same amount of contempt.

[Beskar]

I think a certain naughty german is attempting to parody a certain someone else.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Google Translate is accurate.

I'd like to see a human do better.

Run anything through four layers of translation and it'll lose all frame of reference and idiom, and sony lyrics are hellishly difficult to translate.

In other news:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35406436

Denmark will now take everything from migrants but their last 10,000 Kroner, or £1,000.

Congrats Germany, you're off the hook after the Danes decided they needed to pillage all the gold from the vulnerable and desperate - and the narky young men.

[Montmorency]

Don't forget the gold fillings - last generation!

[Greyblades]

Johanne Schmidt-Nielsen, of the opposition left Red-Green Alliance that opposed the bill, said it was "a symbolic move to scare people away".

Earlier this month, Switzerland was criticised by a refugee group for seizing assets from some 100 people in 2015. Under Swiss rules, asylum seekers have to hand over assets above $1,000 (£700; €900).

Well thats one way to weed the economic migrants from the refugees. You'd have to be pretty desperate to submit to that.

[Montmorency]

If you want to scare away "economic migrants", just deny all education and paid labor to asylum seekers.

[Fragony]

I think a certain naughty german is attempting to parody a certain someone else.

Of course, but something has to be original to be funny, not asolutily normal. In the meantime the centuries old carnaval is cancelled in a lot of German towns because of fear that the childless mutti's little children can't control their primitive lust, Oktoberfest is probably next.

Way to go Germoney

Hussie is probably also going to find it funny when German women's unperpants are litterally torn apart at the towns that still celebrate carnaval. And they will be. These gorgious German women are too confusing for the horde. To the delight of the media twelve of the arrested were German, a pity that they were third generation North-Africans who were born in Germany but hey

[Husar]

Hussie is probably also going to find it funny when German women's unperpants are litterally torn apart at the towns that still celebrate carnaval. And they will be. These gorgious German women are too confusing for the horde. To the delight of the media twelve of the arrested were German, a pity that they were third generation North-Africans who were born in Germany but hey

I'm not a woman, sounds hilarious. #rapeculture

It's offensive to say they were all north africans though.

[Gilrandir]

Now the English can always see who represents a potential threat:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ristbands.html

[Fragony]

I'm not a woman, sounds hilarious. #rapeculture

It's offensive to say they were all north africans though.

Not all, the others were Syrian, Afghans, Iraqi's, the great majority were the childless muttils little children. Such a pity for the media that these twelve 'Germans' also had an immigrant background, third generation maroccans.

lalalaaaaaa shutup I can't hearrrrr youuu

[Husar]

lalalaaaaaa shutup I can't hearrrrr youuu

Still in denial I see.

[Greyblades]

It's offensive to say they were all north africans though.

Was that... sarcasm?

[Fragony]

Still in denial I see.

Who me? That's kinda hilarious. The little children of the childless mutti didn't do this just n Collogne, but all over Germoney, also in Scandinavia, Switzerland etc. Tactic is always the same, cut someone of from her group, islolate her, and start groping. Like hyena's do really.

Extra cynical is the newfound focus on north-africans, issues that were known for years. Anything to not having to admit that it were 'refugees' who Merkel invited.

[Husar]

Who me? That's kinda hilarious.

Only kinda? That's offensive.

Tactic is always the same, cut someone of from her group, islolate her, and start groping. Like hyena's do really.

Lions, let me show you:

http://www.compareanimal.com/2014/12...vs-hyenas.html

In the hyena clan you will find the female hyenas to be more dominating and active.

See, you have no idea about Africa and Africans so you compare men harassing women to animals where the women are dominant.
Lions are also the kings of the animal kingdom so you're really just grasping at straws here.
Proof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_King

In the Pride Lands of Africa, a lion rules over the animals as king.

Extra cynical is the newfound focus on north-africans, issues that were known for years. Anything to not having to admit that it were 'refugees' who Merkel invited.

Cannibalizing your own point yet again:

To the delight of the media twelve of the arrested were German, a pity that they were third generation North-Africans who were born in Germany but hey

Hilarious indeed, first you claim they were mosltly northern Africans, then you claim it's extra cynical denial to say that.
Your denial is really strong today.

[Pannonian]

Can anyone fill me in on who the childless mutti is/are? Is Frag referring to Merkel, or the migrants?

[Fragony]

Only kinda? That's offensive.





Lions, let me show you:

http://www.compareanimal.com/2014/12...vs-hyenas.html



See, you have no idea about Africa and Africans so you compare men harassing women to animals where the women are dominant.
Lions are also the kings of the animal kingdom so you're really just grasping at straws here.
Proof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_King





Cannibalizing your own point yet again:


Hilarious indeed, first you claim they were mosltly northern Africans, then you claim it's extra cynical denial to say that.
Your denial is really strong today.

I did 't say it were mostly north-africans, I said north-africans had a minor role. Your mind is playing tricks on you, you see things that aren't there, look again and blink. Blink, you must