IMMIGRATION thread

**Gilrandir** · 01-23-2016, 16:14

Originally Posted by Greyblades

Oh good... its not like I cant read german or anything.

https://translate.google.com/transla...-mehr-aus.html

Maybe it is just me (or my computer, to be precise), but if I open a link with an article in an unknown language I get a small window in the upper right screen corner which offers to translate it into a language from the drop down menu.

**Greyblades** · 01-23-2016, 17:39

Its you, I dont get that.

**Pannonian** · 01-23-2016, 17:43

Originally Posted by Gilrandir

Maybe it is just me (or my computer, to be precise), but if I open a link with an article in an unknown language I get a small window in the upper right screen corner which offers to translate it into a language from the drop down menu.

You're probably using Chrome.

**Gilrandir** · 01-23-2016, 17:46

Originally Posted by Pannonian

You're probably using Chrome.

Is it available in the UK? If it is, teach Greyblades how to use it.

**Greyblades** · 01-23-2016, 19:13

I know how to use chrome, I just prefer firefox. Besides, google translate is spotty at best, if you want to be understood use english news sites.

**Pannonian** · 01-23-2016, 19:21

Originally Posted by Greyblades

I know how to use chrome, I just prefer firefox. Besides, google translate is spotty at best, if you want to be understood use english news sites.

Google Translate is accurate.

**Fragony** · 01-24-2016, 19:19

Seems to be reluctantly accepted that it happened all over Germany and Scandinavia, everywhere where the little children the childless mutti reside. 12 were German but are they 'German' or German. Happy carnaval in advance in any case it will be great. Tip in advance for gutmensch, make the problem as broad as possible so you don't have to acknoweldge it, goes like this you start with 'but christians' after that insert [something that's pretty much true]. Works no. Take out your magic wand and cast racismus. A powerfull spell with a negative perk, it gets less effective each time you cast it against rationalitus.

**Husar** · 01-24-2016, 20:53

Originally Posted by Fragony

Seems to be reluctantly accepted that it happened all over Germany and Scandinavia, everywhere where the little children the childless mutti reside. 12 were German but are they 'German' or German. Happy carnaval in advance in any case it will be great. Tip in advance for gutmensch, make the problem as broad as possible so you don't have to acknoweldge it, goes like this you start with 'but christians' after that insert [something that's pretty much true]. Works no. Take out your magic wand and cast racismus. A powerfull spell with a negative perk, it gets less effective each time you cast it against rationalitus.

Yeah, on that note:

http://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschla...olence-germany
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/germany-ref...ttacks-1538407
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a6805531.html
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/12/eu...ants-tensions/

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 01-27-2016, 01:04

Originally Posted by Pannonian

Google Translate is accurate.

I'd like to see a human do better.

Run anything through four layers of translation and it'll lose all frame of reference and idiom, and sony lyrics are hellishly difficult to translate.

In other news:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35406436

Denmark will now take everything from migrants but their last 10,000 Kroner, or £1,000.

Congrats Germany, you're off the hook after the Danes decided they needed to pillage all the gold from the vulnerable and desperate - and the narky young men.