The solution to this is to reroute all the migrants to the Backroom. They can live in the Org cloud, or something.This is true, but over the years I've found that it's really the problem with all of you Backroom regulars. Strike has mentioned a similar sentiment - I know all your flaws too well, and there are fewer and fewer opportunities to absorb anything new.
Of course, I can't have you killed for outliving your usefulness because I have no killers and I have noone to replace you with.
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[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
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