His Officers then. They be raking in the treasure with little to show for it.
His Officers then. They be raking in the treasure with little to show for it.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
—chant from a children's game heard in Great Aravalon, the Fourth Age
What? All our actions have been put in thread?
What's your angle here mate?
@ Zack
Besides the fact that we're all statistically less likely to be mafia - our actions are generally always notifiable to the town - dunno what AA is doing at night - but I've claimed my actions and so has BSmith.
AA has zero chance of being converted, and NJ and myself extremely unlikely as well.
I'm fairly sure we're all town as well.
2 people = track
1 person = scan
A person tracked one night can be tracked again later, which gives you a scan.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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Aye. From my experience in the last game, the first scan on someone is a track. The second scan revealed their susceptibility to conversion. The First mate could scan 2 people per night, or one if he wanted to get straight to the second level scan. My question would be did Jim scan anyone else besides me last night, seeing how he had already scanned me the night before.
I highly recommend that the first mate scan our captain and quartermaster posthaste, perhaps the level 2 scan of Visorslash tonight, then the second scan of Double A (if that scan transfers from the previous first mate).
Always meet on the level, act by the plumb and part on the square.
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Zack, you seem well-intentioned, so let me just say: if you're town, you're not finding scum. I don't think Lissa's scum, and I know I'm not. This hyper-management direction of everyone's night actions is exactly why people mutinied against Kage. If you take your position as a leader of the town seriously, you should listen when people object to these orders and pick better targets. Don't think I'm trying to get out of a vig, because I'm jumping ship.
Personally, it seems to me like you're a maf trying to earn good faith with the town with these *gasp* uber-important vigkills on players who must totally be scum even though I'm jumping ship and Lissa's in the brig. If I were to bet on it, I'd guess that the vig on me is going to fail. There's dissent, and throwing your weight around isn't working as well as you think it is. Even still, I'm not going to cancel my order to jump ship, because I really don't think I'll ever get out of the spotlight after this. It's best if I leave now and save the town all the trouble.
Town: Don't go along with orders you don't believe in. You don't owe Zack your loyalty, and you are completely wasting your time by targeting me and Lissa. This arrangement is a perfect storm for the scum-- they've got 10 townies working for them to vig 2 players (both townies if I'm reading Lissa rightly) who are going to be incapacitated tonight anyway. This plan is not a townie plan. Find a better way to spend your time than following these senseless orders.
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Re-reading that post, I realize that some of it sounds a little self-contradicting, so let me just stress my point:
Zack could be town. He could also be mafia. I don't have a very strong lean in either direction.
But, if I were a mafia trying my absolute hardest to distract the town from vigging French, this is exactly the kind of plan that I would design. There is no reason for you all to follow these orders.
Why should I? You're also not "statistically less likely to be mafia" either. You went after kage, for organizing. You were as well. You got Xiahou lynched, but unvoted before the round ended. I just think you've been scummy
Double A just hasn't done much. Can't really tell much.
@landlubber This is so ridiculous I really shouldn't even dignify it with a response, but whatever. I'll humor you.
Why don't you think Lissa's scum? You don't think I'm scumhunting because you disagree with reads?
First of all, no it's not, go back and read the actual reasons I gave. Second, this is not like Kage's micro-management at all - he gave orders to every random person, I organized two vigkills (after someone else had already started grouping people for the two kills), asking only those who had already participated in previous kills to join in. I made it clear in the previous Day phase that I wanted all three of Lissa/you/spaceman killed ASAP, so it shouldn't have come as a surprise that I took the initiative in organizing the hits. It's disingenuous to suggest the two methods are similar.This hyper-management direction of everyone's night actions is exactly why people mutinied against Kage.
Leader of the town, me? What the hell are you talking about? I have not ever presented myself as such, and this is the first night I've even tried to organize something myself. For the most part, I've let others tell me who to kill and who to do it with.If you take your position as a leader of the town seriously,
What better targets? Out of everyone I asked to participate, one person objected on nebulous grounds, which is NOT reason to pick a whole new target, no matter how much you agree with them.you should listen when people object to these orders and pick better targets.
Claiming to, at least.Don't think I'm trying to get out of a vig, because I'm jumping ship.
You claiming to jump ship and Lissa being thrown in the brig are not indicative of alignment at all. I don't understand your first point. Is everyone who's been organizing the vigkills up until this point scum too? Convenient how you only make that assertion when you're one of the targets, you were fine with it when you in on the action.Personally, it seems to me like you're a maf trying to earn good faith with the town with these *gasp* uber-important vigkills on players who must totally be scum even though I'm jumping ship and Lissa's in the brig.
How noble of you.If I were to bet on it, I'd guess that the vig on me is going to fail. There's dissent, and throwing your weight around isn't working as well as you think it is. Even still, I'm not going to cancel my order to jump ship, because I really don't think I'll ever get out of the spotlight after this. It's best if I leave now and save the town all the trouble.
Oh please, stop trying to pass off your attempts to save yourself as some great moral stand.Town: Don't go along with orders you don't believe in. You don't owe Zack your loyalty
Killing scum is a waste of time?you are completely wasting your time by targeting me and Lissa.
How does that even benefit or make sense for me as French?This arrangement is a perfect storm for the scum-- they've got 10 townies working for them to vig 2 players (both townies if I'm reading Lissa rightly) who are going to be incapacitated tonight anyway.
Why, because you're a target?This plan is not a townie plan.
"DON'T KILL ME!!!"Find a better way to spend your time than following these senseless orders.
Oh my god, this hedging is absurd and not town at all. After your last post you're going to spout this obvious bullshit? Please.
If I was a townie trying my absolute hardest to vig French, this is exactly the kind of plan that I would design because it's in bold italics.But, if I were a mafia trying my absolute hardest to distract the town from vigging French, this is exactly the kind of plan that I would design. There is no reason for you all to follow these orders.
Especially since the officers have been so unfailingly competent. The Xiahou situation was handled perfectly and not mishandled at all. NotJim's actions haven't been inexplicable and he's obviously been a constant reassuring presence in the thread.
I'm not going to mutiny, because I think Double A is a fine captain, but he needs to either whip his officers into shape or replace them, because their old boys club is not cutting it. I suggest Montmorency and Ishmael as potential replacements for Jim.
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landlubber sounds suspicious. For gold, I want to join a vig quad on him.
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Be ye leavin' the ship as ye claimed in the QT or no', mon? Ye be makin' an awful lot of a racket fer someone wha could simply be already halfway to the horizon in this balmy night, laddie.
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
We's could hold a parallel election 'longside next phase. Anon-bindin' referendum as it were. People votes the names o' their favourite candidate in purple or tangerine an' then teh Captain has a guideline on who could be a better officer. O' course, this be meanin' tha' I could sell me vote more than once in th' same day.![]()
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
Night 4 has ended, no more orders will be accepted.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Anyone with objections waited way too long to bring them up.
Night 4
As the Presence continued its northward sail to Nassau, some sailors were more optimistic than others about the course it was taking. It was as they all feared: the ship was tearing itself apart from within.
landlubber knew it was time to get off this boat. When one of the other crewmen, an influential one at that, makes an open declaration about his intent of killing you and actively recruits volunteers to aid him in this cause, it's usually time to abandon ship. It may have been a bluff, but landlubber didn't think so. In any case, he certainly wasn't about to find out.
The question was, how to play this? He had two choices: Fast, or sneaky. Being sneaky might give him a little more breathing room, but then again it could also cost him valuable time when trying to escape if people *were* coming for him. On the other hand, going fast would get him to safety sooner, but it also might force his attackers' hands... assuming they ever came in the first place.
What to do, what to do? Landlubber started sweating bullets, acquiring a large case of tunnel vision in the process. His entire world now boiled down to himself and his bag of worldly possessions, most notably his share of the loot from New Tortuga. Had lubber been slightly more aware, he may have realized that there were a few conspicuous absences from the crew quarters below deck.
It was time - there was no more sense in sweating and pulling it off. He'd had a fun ride, but now it was time to extend his lifespan. lubber grabbed his bag, and bolted upstairs. He chose "fast" over "sneaky", barreling through all obstacles without so much as a "sorry!" spared for people he ran into. He headed straight for the lifeboats (already with one absence)... and ran straight into an obstacle that didn't budge.
Five sailors, cutlasses out, greeted him with bared teeth, blocking his path to freedom. "A bit o' advice, lubber," one of them said, "ye may thought it was foolish of us to announce our intent in killin' you, but 'twas twicesame on your part to announce *your* intent in leavin' tonight. All we had to do was set up shop early and wait for you to come to us."
lubber desperately tried to run around them and reach the lifeboat, but he never made it. His final moments consisted of him bleeding out on the decks of the Presence, the ship he had been so desperate to leave. Perhaps death would offer more freedom - he would find out very shortly indeed.
Back below decks, Lissa was taking her impending demise with far more stoicism. "I've been waiting fer ya for a while now," she said, at present it not being certain if she was specifically addressing any one of the five sailors surrounding her bunk. "Ever since the second day, really. I got put in a bad position and ye never quite trusted me afterwards."
One of the sailors surrounding her responded. "This be odd. You're not putting up much more o' a fight? Not denying yer Frenchness or business with the Maven? Not runnin' for it like Ironside did a couple nights back or I suspect landlubber be doin' right now? Not beggin' fer protection from the officers or anyone else?"
"What be the point?" said Lissa. "Will anything I honestly say convince you to lay off and let me live?"
The reply was instant. The five sailors surrounding her all grumbled negatively.
"Well then, no sense in losing any more sleep over it than has already been done. Just know two things: One, I'd prefer it be quick. Two, I know all yer faces and will be haunting the lot o' ye for the rest of yer miserable kelp-stained lives, be they twelve hours longer or thrice as many years. Begone, I say, and after I be done with ye in life, then may Satan follow my example for eternity."
"LISSA, NO!" shouted another voice, desperately trying to reach her and save her in time. But it was too late. Undeterred by the curse she had just laid down on them, the sailors finished their job, ignoring the efforts of the newcomer to try to stop it. Afterwards, they retired to their bunks to contemplate the exact meaning of "eternity".
The next morning, Captain Double A gathered the remaining crewmen around his cabin, a grim expression on his face. "Right then, the news," he said. It looks like the number o' kills be increasing. We had two bodies overnight, landlubber and Lissa. Damn you all, we're supposed to be makin' progress, not doublin' the nightly body count!"
"Oh, look at our fearless leader, speaking about progress!" another sailor called back. "You be supposed to takin' charge and stopping this! Where be the long-promised postmortems anyway!" General murmurs of agreement followed this.
"As a matter of fact, I have the first batch right here," Double A said, "but it not be lookin' so good. TFT, seireikhaan, Kagemusha, and Ironside were loyal crewmen all and we be the worse off without them. Anyways, why am I still talking??! Get votin', ye rusty scuppers, and let's find that Frenchman!"
OOC:
First off, TFT's identity should have been revealed on D4 and not today, apologies for the confusion/delay. We should be up to speed with the post-death reveals now.
It is now Day 5. Voting will last until Thursday, October 8th, at 23:59 US Eastern Time.
Feedback PMs will go out shortly.
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Attacked: spaceman98 (n1), Askthepizzaguy (n1, n3), Csargo (n2), Andres (n3)
Killed: TFT (n1), seireikhaan (n2), Ice (n3), landlubber (n4), Lissa (n4)
Mutinied: Kagemusha (d2)
Abandoned Ship: Ironside (n2)
Walked the plank: Xiahou (d3), spaceman98 (d4)
Souls aboard: (19)
Andres
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
El Barto
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Golden1Knight
Ishmael
Ituralde
johnhughthom
Montmorency
NotJimRV
Sprig
TheFlax
Visorslash
Zack
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"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
GH, "We had two bodies overnight, Double A and Lissa. Damn you all, we're supposed to be makin' progress, not doublin' the nightly body count!"
Dead Captain talking :)
Bad.
Also, pretty curious about Lissa's death. Did one person try protection on her?
Bad.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Shiver me effin' timbers, I's been robbed!
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
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