NO RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION!!!!
We can't allow that! Conform! Repent! Convert! Become one with the hive!
Everyone knows that you folks without gods must be evil. Where do you get your morality? When the voices in your head tell you to kill things to honor your God, don't you know that disobeying those voices is morally wrong?
Tsk tsk. You young people think you know better than the holy scrolls. They were written in goat's blood for a reason, sonny.
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