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Double A 05:10 04-09-2016

We should table this discussion for later.

El Barto 05:25 04-09-2016

Because…?

Zack 05:37 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Visor:
do you legitimately have a wolf read on GH or are you just mucking around?

idk how you could legitimately have a wolf read on anyone at this point

Visor 05:43 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
idk how you could legitimately have a wolf read on anyone at this point

Why not?

Jarema 05:49 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Visor:
The tone of this post is completely off for town Jarrema.

Lynch him with great prejudice.

Oh come on. You are better than this.

Visor 05:55 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Jarema:
Oh come on. You are better than this.

what kind of defence is this?

edse 08:47 04-09-2016

A passive aggressive one Vote: Jarema

Sooh 09:38 04-09-2016

Vote count:

ATPG (1) - Khaan
AdmiralKleenex (1) - GH
Khaan (1) - ATPG
Punisher (1) - Raith Kemmler
GH (1) - AdmiralKleenex
Visor (1) - Jarema
atheotes (1) - El Barto
Jarema (4) - Visor, Al Sips, Double A, edse

Not voting: atheotes, BSmith, johnhughthom, Choxorn, Punisher, Golden1Knight

Askthepizzaguy 10:16 04-09-2016

Hey Jarema:

1) Your opening post directed at me sucked

2) Your vote on Visor really sucks, because he's an obvious villager.

3) Last chance to act like a townie this game. Go.

Askthepizzaguy 10:22 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Al Sipsclar:
Vote: Jarema

Al rising up the villager ranks based on this vote switch. I don't find that scumbags are so cooperative with vague suspicions when they've already placed a vote, especially given the short time frame between those two poasts.

Visor 10:24 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Hey Jarema:

1) Your opening post directed at me sucked

2) Your vote on Visor really sucks, because he's an obvious villager.

3) Last chance to act like a townie this game. Go.

How am I an obvious villager?

Why did you read me town earlier when I had only posted once and it was a vote for you?

Visor 10:24 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Al rising up the villager ranks based on this vote switch. I don't find that scumbags are so cooperative with vague suspicions when they've already placed a vote, especially given the short time frame between those two poasts.

I agree on this, regardless of Jaremas alignment.

Askthepizzaguy 10:26 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by El Barto:
Why does Al Sipsclar replicate Visor's votes?

You can't spell replicate Visor's votes without Sipsclar.

Askthepizzaguy 10:32 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Visor:
How am I an obvious villager?

Why did you read me town earlier when I had only posted once and it was a vote for you?

I used the force. The force is strong with me this game.

Askthepizzaguy 10:33 04-09-2016

I really don't want to oppose the Jarema wagon, so let me think of who needs to die on day two.

Visor 10:37 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
I used the force. The force is strong with me this game.

sorry bub, i'm the only soulreader in this game

But seriously, voting you there is something I would do in either alignment and you know that, so I have to ask, why did you village read me for it?

Askthepizzaguy 10:47 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Visor:
vote: atpg

Townish Visor

Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief:
Vote: AdmiralKleenex

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Assuming GH and AK-Zack are both villagers is a risky bet at this stage. I don't want to take such a bet, especially given how neither one is especially villagery so far. Plus, the random gods never lie. someone inside my 5 shot is scum, and someone is a villager. (<---Duh, play the odds much pizza)

Assuming they're both woofs, would mean the woof team is exactly Jarema, Zack, and GH. Kind of a craptastic opening round from this team if that's the case.

Way too many words: I'd be willing to lynch inside of AK and GH on day two.

Originally Posted by Raith Kemmler:
Vote: Punisher

No one with that stereotypical a name could have a screw loose like a real, properly sat in butt warmer.

Can't clear Raith for this post using my brain. But the force says he's probably innocent.

Originally Posted by Al Sipsclar:
vote: ATPG

Anyone got an Allen wrench? I think I've got a screw loose.

I was all set to vote for the peoples voting for me after my OP, but they both look really good right now, and their votes directed at me felt villagery.

At this point, as you're reading this, someone will think that this is classic scum pizza buttering up the village by declaring with infinite wisdom and PIS how villagery the village is. Congratulations, you're wrong. But I'd totally do this, so you're right. Except you're still also wrong.

I'm onto you! I know how your paranoid brain works, generic other villagers!

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
hardclaim Swedish meatball

Is it a spicy meatball?

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
Agreed.

Vote: GeneralHankerchief

ps navy > army

pps kleenex > handkerchief

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
resistance to gh wagon noted

#wagonomics

Corporal Capeman would totally own both of you, by the way. First, he's a marine, secondly, he's got a frickin' cape. That's way more surface area to wipe one's schnoz on.

Zack with the very active opening. No bet.

Originally Posted by Jarema:
vote: Visorslash

Pizza, why are you making false promises?

Vote one person for no raisin while addressing another is often mafia.

Next pg

Visor 10:51 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by :
Assuming GH and AK-Zack are both villagers is a risky bet at this stage. I don't want to take such a bet, especially given how neither one is especially villagery so far

This part of your post smells decidedly wolfy.

You don't want to take a bet on something like that when it is basically 75% * 75% that they are both villagers? Weird wording. Smells like setting up a mislynch.

Askthepizzaguy 10:51 04-09-2016

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

This just in: You can only multiquote 6 posts at a time, then it starts de-selecting it automatically.

Good jerb

Askthepizzaguy 10:52 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Visor:
This part of your post smells decidedly wolfy.

You don't want to take a bet on something like that when it is basically 75% * 75% that they are both villagers? Weird wording. Smells like setting up a mislynch.

Your brain is farting loudly rite now.

Shhh and lynch Jarrema and GH.

Visor 10:54 04-09-2016

Seriously Pizza, explain how you town read me for something which is completely not alignment indicative, and more importantly that you know is such?

Askthepizzaguy 11:04 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
resistance to gh wagon double-noted

I don't think Zack does this to GH on d1 as w/w because of how terrible it is. And risky given our group contains a lot of villagers who might wander in and give it 2 second's thought and go OTAY and vote GH.

Unless GH is about to leave for vacation and feels crap about subbing out, this bus doesn't happen. PS it would still be a stupid move and Zack doesn't play stupid moves.

Originally Posted by El Barto:
Random.org says vote: atheotes

A [wiki=Two_Bad_Neighbors]spanking[/wiki] might be in order.

Meh.

Originally Posted by El Barto:
Fixing link for reference: spankings.

Meh.

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
What kind of promise do you mean?

Ok, this guy is definitely a townie. I like the cut of his jib.

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
resistance to gh wagon is OUT OF CONTROL INFINITY-NOTED

Would lynch Zack if GH is town. Would give Zack the first shot.

^Scummy thing for me to say. Vote: Pizza even though I'm lick lack lock lØk låk clear, and definitely way clearer than even Visorslash. Yes, even Visorslash. And votes for me would be utter garbage and you can do better, yes, khaan can do better and move his vote because I'm afraid the worst day one of all time might repeat itself despite the current wagon totals.

Originally Posted by Sooh:
Votecount:

ATPG (2) - Visor, Al Sips
AdmiralKleenex (1) - GH
Khaan (1) - ATPG
Punisher (1) - Raith Kemmler
GH (1) - AdmiralKleenex
Visor (1) - Jarema
atheotes (1) - El Barto

Not voting: atheotes, BSmith, Double A, Seireikhaan, johnhughthom, edse, Choxorn, Punisher, Golden1Knight

A random smattering of village reads.

The green is very weak in this context, it merely means that if the person voting for you is a wolf, you're a villager until final 9, or whatever is LOL-1 round depending on who dies.

For example, GH doesn't look that villagery at all so far but if AK was scum, then he'd be okay. Of the two, AK looks better. Atheotes is a big fat null.

Don't like Barto, Jarema can die in a fire, would lynch GH or one of the non-voters that isn't colored in blue.

Why Punisher blue, Pizza?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Askthepizzaguy 11:08 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Visor:
Seriously Pizza, explain how you town read me for something which is completely not alignment indicative, and more importantly that you know is such?

Ugh, do you want to examine this even further?

How many turbos and games have I played where I have placed myself in a position of reading someone's alignment based on trivia or nothing? Hell, I strongly scum-read someone once for being one of three non-posters. Specifically that player, too, not the other two.

Right now, I have a dead to rights villager in the non-poster pile.

You want me to explain that? I can't. I'm not going to do so. There's absolutely nothing I could possibly say that could make anyone ever come around to understanding how I do that.

Askthepizzaguy 11:09 04-09-2016

I'm dropping that subject Visor, pursue it at our mutual peril.

Continuing ON

Visor 11:10 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Ugh, do you want to examine this even further?

How many turbos and games have I played where I have placed myself in a position of reading someone's alignment based on trivia or nothing? Hell, I strongly scum-read someone once for being one of three non-posters. Specifically that player, too, not the other two.

Right now, I have a dead to rights villager in the non-poster pile.

You want me to explain that? I can't. I'm not going to do so. There's absolutely nothing I could possibly say that could make anyone ever come around to understanding how I do that.

Well, I beat ya there, I have two villagers in the non posting pile. :p

Askthepizzaguy 11:14 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
*explodes*

It's the mildest of the mild, because it's Zack, but I want to believe he is enjoying the game on this level because he's a villager.

But I'm sure he could replicate it.

Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief:
*does a way cooler and more memorable explosion*

Gonan lynch GH d2.

Originally Posted by El Barto:
Why are there two votes on Atpg?

Don't trust El Barto, gonan lynch him d3. Haha just kidding I'll be dead by then I suck pepperoni.

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
finished your thought

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Because the mafia is particularly suicidal this game.

Well, except for Visor. He's townish.

Was hoping I'd actually draw more voters toward me here. That's what the bolded was about.

They have a tendency to attack villagers who cannot possibly counterattack all their accusers at once. Plus votes moved off of me

Originally Posted by Visor:
Vote: Jarema

Force read of villager on Visor here became a legit one with this and his follow up.

Askthepizzaguy 11:15 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Visor:
Well, I beat ya there, I have two villagers in the non posting pile. :p

Yeah but mine is my n0 so he's kind of making this #awkward

j/k I don't have peeks and certainly not n0 ones.

Punisher 11:18 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Oh hai Punisher

What do you think of Raith's vote on you? Do you think he's been a very naughty boy and deserves some kind of behaviorally-triggered negative consequence?

Yes. Yes I do. It was completely out of line.

Also, I concur with atpg's read on Visor, and Visor's read on Jarrema (not as strongly as they do).

vote: Jarrema

Visor 11:21 04-09-2016

Originally Posted by AdmiralKleenex:
idk how you could legitimately have a wolf read on anyone at this point

atpg, i want your thoughts on this post in particular

because it basically stopped my village read of zack dead in its tracks

(and IMO, the jokes between gh and zack could easily be w/w especially because zack will surely find a different focus later today, and I can't even remember if GH is voting zack)

Askthepizzaguy 11:22 04-09-2016

It's in order but not consecutively
Why you never lynch Visor
And why you lynch Jarema and then never lynch Al if Jarema is scum

Originally Posted by Visor:
The tone of this post is completely off for town Jarrema.

Lynch him with great prejudice.

Originally Posted by Al Sipsclar:
Vote: Jarema

Originally Posted by Visor:
@Pizza

your post was lacking something, figured I'd what you were missing:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

*SNIP*

Originally Posted by Visor:
Player list:
1. Askthepizzaguy - town
2. AdmiralKleenex - town
3. Jarema - wolf
4. El Barto - town by posting something relevant to the game
5. atheotes - null
6. BSmith - town by RNG
7. Al Sipsclar - town
8. Double A - null
9. GeneralHankerchief - wolf
10. Seireikhaan - mild wolf lean for using i instead of y on omygodyousuck, clearly faking over the top reaction to make it seem like he doen't care
11. johnhughthom - town by RNG
12. Visor - town
13. edse - null
14. Choxorn - nulll
15. Punisher - null
16. Raith Kemmler - town
17. Golden1Knight - null

i don't know why i did this, but enjoy

Originally Posted by Visor:
if it feels really early and out of the blue thats because it is

Originally Posted by Visor:
sorry bub, i'm the only soulreader in this game

But seriously, voting you there is something I would do in either alignment and you know that, so I have to ask, why did you village read me for it?

Blue: even scum Visor doesn't replicate this train of thought which is less a train and more like a teleportation device, because it's all over the place and doesn't indicate an agenda. Yes, even scum Visor. This read is null in future games.

And Al, because Jarema looks like he blundered legit and I want to see him flip barring some major development today. Then if scum Al is good.

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