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    Default Re: IKEA mafia

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    GH (2) - El Barto, BSmith

    El Barto (3) - Al Sips, atheotes, Visor

    edse (2) - GH, Golden1Knight

    Visor (1) - edse

    Askthepizzaguy (2) - Eldrick, Askthepizzaguy

    Not voting: Raith Kemmler



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    Default Re: IKEA mafia

    Vote: El Barto

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    Default Re: IKEA mafia

    Votes:

    GH (2) - El Barto, BSmith

    El Barto (4) - Al Sips, atheotes, Visor, Golden1Knight

    edse (1) - GH

    Visor (1) - edse

    Askthepizzaguy (2) - Eldrick, Askthepizzaguy

    Not voting: Raith Kemmler



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    Default Re: IKEA mafia

    Less than an hour now. No change in votes.

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    Default Re: IKEA mafia

    Running out the clock.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Default Re: IKEA mafia

    20 minutes, no change.

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    Default Re: IKEA mafia

    That is a lynch!

    GH (2) - El Barto, BSmith

    El Barto (4) - Al Sips, atheotes, Visor, Golden1Knight

    edse (1) - GH

    Visor (1) - edse

    Askthepizzaguy (2) - Eldrick, Askthepizzaguy

    Not voting: Raith Kemmler

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    I'm not sure you realize how hard it is to determine cost when you're a piece of furniture. Is $50 a lot? Perhaps if you pay that much for a napkin or a McDonalds meal, but not really if you're talking about tables, chairs and shelves. Half of the furniture didn't even know their own price tag, or so they claimed. They all claimed to be special, but at the same time cheap and ordinary.

    Take yesterday for example. The glass bowl, Firande, he knew his price tag had said $29.99, but the other furniture thought that was extremely pricy. After all, he was just a piece of glass. So they hit him and made him break in half, assuming that the Olssons would glue him back together if he was expensive in any way. They threw him out though, and the furniture were sad about losing yet another one of their own.

    Price had never been the issue on the first day, because if so I think even the furniture would realize that $9.99 for a wall clock is a cheap deal.

    Today however, price had certainly been part of the deal. A few pieces of furniture even claimed to have seen or heard or somehow figured things out in the dead of night. In the end they decided on one particular cabinet which looked suspicious enough.

    El Barto has been lynched.
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    - Who? Me? Now why would I ever be the target of such a barbaric practice as this. Surely even you, as Ikea furniture, must be better than that!

    - HA! We got you!

    - Whatever do you mean?

    - You said "you, as Ikea furniture", you didn't include yourself!

    - Oh, but surely you must see that that was just a figure of speech. After all, it is you, who are, mostly at least, Ikea furniture who have condemned me with your sentence.

    If you looked really closely at the glass door cabinet at that point you could see a slight steam on the inside of the glass. He was sweating.

    - Don't even try it, sport. You've been had!

    - Yeah mate! We got you, fair and square!

    The glass door cabinet huffed and looked at them squarely (because his glass panes are square, get it?).

    - Alright. If this is to be the end result I have just a few things to tell you before I go. First of all, you DISGUST me! What a bunch of sniveling, bickering, cheap pieces of trash you are. IKEA! Who can ever take a shop which names its furniture with strange and unnatural letters such as Æ, Ø and Å seriously? You can't even find them on a normal keyboard! It's so... incoherent!

    I have hated every moment of pretending to be this inferior Malsjö piece of crap!

    I have a proper name!



    I am Eichholtz, Grand Royale glass door cabinet, vanilla mafia.

    I am no cheap piece of wood. MY price tag said £3 300!

    Now, do your worst. I am no longer happy sharing my environment with you trashy trash!





    Please remember to send in your night actions within the deadline or else it will be forfeit.

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