Got a PM from the organizer who needs me to jump through a couple of hoops, here's the relevant part:

Quote Originally Posted by Thingyman
6) FINALLY: YOUR BIO!

And lastly, I need a bio from you.

Please fill out the below form.

NATIONALITY: [...]

STARTED PLAYING MAFIA (YEAR): [...]

HAVE PLAYED MAFIA ON THE FOLLOWING SITES: [...]

BIO:
[Insert whatever information or fun facts that you wish here. Talk about your mafia-related accolades, impressive stats, fun anecdotes, favorite role to play, strengths and weaknesses, your approach to the game, other players' quotes about you, or take out the piss on the whole thing and make some jokes. The ball is entirely in your court, this will be how you present yourself to your fellow competitors and to the 136 spectating communities.

Feel free to enlist the help of your community to make this bio]
So, anybody feel like contributing quotes? Otherwise I'm just going to make a bunch of terrible age jokes.