The song to sum up British feelings about the EU, to the tune of the EU anthem (Beethoven's Ode to Joy)
https://youtu.be/iAgKHSNqxa8?t=13m55s
F**k you, European Union!
Tally-ho, you f**king pr***s!
We are the United Kingdom!
You can eat our spotted dicks!
That being said,
We're not going to leave you,
Turns out we need you!
Nonetheless,
F**k you, European Union!
It feels good to tell you this!
Poland is depressing,
And there's vampires in Romania.
Spain is far too hot
And where the f**k is Lithuania?
To be fair, Slovenia's lovely,
(We're only kidding, it sucks too!)
But we must admit,
Without these countries
We'd be really screwed!
F**k the European Union,
Even though we must admit,
We would all be bats**t crazy,
If we vote for leaving it!
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