Futuramafia [Concluded]

[Montmorency]

Pizza, why not give us a good time and convince me to vote myself, for all the sense you make?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza, why not give us a good time and convince me to vote myself, for all the sense you make?

Well, is there any universe where you would vote for either atheotes or Murska?

No? Then don't waste my time.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza and Monty
They're both so taunt-y
I can really sense the genuine
Affection shared between the lines
And
They're probably both scum
They didn't lynch each other, how come?
Could it be
they're secretly
part of one big conspiracy
It's all theater, folks
I guess I must think you're just dopes
Because my plan all along
Was to vote you all til you sang along
Huh?
Yep, that was my plan
(Nice to meet you, name's Dan)
I masterminded everything
And now a townie's gonna swing
And I'm here to rub it in your faces
then burn your bodies so there's no traces
And light up my fat victory cigar
And drive off in a stolen car filled with caaaaaaash

Or maybe Monty and Murska are who you need to caaaaaatch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I got important shit to do, as you can see. I can't be bothered with dead ends.

[Askthepizzaguy]

@GeneralHankerchief

I'm currently singing a "scummy, jaunty tune", quite literally.

This is clearly meant to pocket you, because you always love it when I do that, amirite? You don't have any bad memories of that happening.

[Askthepizzaguy]

This is why I don't do sales in real life.

If I'm being honest with people, I can't persuade for shit. It's only in the format where I'm playing a game with friends that I can become an amazing liar.

If I'm being honest with people, I'm more like an irritant that won't go away.

[Montmorency]

Thankfully, we can lynch people like that here.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thankfully, we can lynch people like that here.

A smug and tame response.