Montmorency 09:25 10-04-2016
No more volcano here, just a science fair fart.
Time to close the lid on this stale pizza.
Askthepizzaguy 09:27 10-04-2016
Good theory. Excellent retort.
Murska and atheotes just townies, then, three card?
Montmorency 09:29 10-04-2016
Originally Posted by :
Good theory. Excellent retort.
Murska and atheotes just townies, then, three card?
Don't call me that. As I said, Murska is far likelier to be third party than scum here.
Askthepizzaguy 09:29 10-04-2016
Am I bussing them? Good, let's bus em. Let me wriggle and writhe while I'm still alive, watching all my friends die.
Askthepizzaguy 09:31 10-04-2016
Originally Posted by Montmorency:
Don't call me that. As I said, Murska is far likelier to be third party than scum here.
So you're saying there's 2 scums left and 1 third party. Velly interesting.
If I bus my final remaining partner, boy, I'm pretty screwed aren't I. Let's make that happen next.
Askthepizzaguy 09:33 10-04-2016
Who are my buddies, Monty?
Montmorency 09:35 10-04-2016
Originally Posted by :
So you're saying there's 2 scums left and 1 third party. Velly interesting.
No, 3 scums and Murska
possibly third party. There have to be at least the 3 scums for this to be LYLO.
Originally Posted by :
Who are my buddies, Monty?
Originally Posted by Montmorency:
Al Sipsclar and Pizza should be core scum. Lynch them, and the night kills will reveal the only possible remaining contender out of Pelican, DP, and atheotes. After that, lynch Murska if the game hasn't ended.
Askthepizzaguy 09:42 10-04-2016
How does town win if it's 1 neutral, 3 scums, and 1 third party hostile?
We don't have enough lynches remaining for that. We have 3 lynches. Town is all done playing if that were the case.
I am not third party. Hardclaim vanilla.
Vote: Pizza
Askthepizzaguy 09:44 10-04-2016
Excellent timing.
It's like you were hanging out deciding what to do, and then you just did it. Amaze.
Askthepizzaguy 09:45 10-04-2016
I'm Pizzaman, and I rattle cages.
Askthepizzaguy 09:46 10-04-2016
Oh Murska. You truly are the weakest link. Good bye.
Vote: Murska
Actually, I just woke up.
Askthepizzaguy 09:49 10-04-2016
Pelican, DP101, go go go
Let's finish the pizzaguy so there's no leftovers.
I am the tastiest prize. Watch for the heartburn tho.
Askthepizzaguy 09:50 10-04-2016
Originally Posted by Murska:
Actually, I just woke up.
Youtube Video
Montmorency 09:56 10-04-2016
Originally Posted by :
We don't have enough lynches remaining for that. We have 3 lynches. Town is all done playing if that were the case.
Nine, seven, five - all the Mafia are dead!
Three - we still playing? Lynch third party. Tried and true.
Askthepizzaguy 09:58 10-04-2016
Sure, Murska is third party today conveniently.
Good job finding excuses not to push him.
Askthepizzaguy 09:59 10-04-2016
Reidquat is awesome, but relying on him for parity is suicide.
We have three lynches. As soon as we go -1 townie, the game is over.
Askthepizzaguy 10:01 10-04-2016
It basically says so at the start of the day. It's lynch or lose.
1 townie gone, poof. So we don't have 4 lynches. We absolutely have to think of it as only three.
My opinion.
Alive:
Al Sipsclar
Askthepizzaguy
atheotes
Dp101
GeneralHankerchief
Montmorency
Murska
Pelican
Riedquat
Of these, scummy:
Al Sipsclar
ATPG
GeneralHankerchief
Askthepizzaguy 10:03 10-04-2016
GH is scum theory again.
It's amazing. Me and GH both claimed town powers ages ago. I crumbed it from the start.
The only way GH is scum is if I'm scum, so I'll give you that much.
Nat ganna lanch him. You lynch me and it's game over, so I can literally guarantee you'll never lynch GH.
Askthepizzaguy 10:05 10-04-2016
Murska and Monty both think Al Sippy cup is my partner.
Running out of spaces to put one, eh?
Askthepizzaguy 10:08 10-04-2016
I call on my ever-shrinking coalition of AWOL people, people who think I'm scum, and guy who isn't even a townie to end a scumbag today.
It will be the most improbable victory of all time.
Askthepizzaguy 10:10 10-04-2016
Will any of atheotes, Murska, or Monty actually vote for the other today? Stay tuned.
Montmorency 10:13 10-04-2016
Pizza, why not give us a good time and convince me to vote myself, for all the sense you make?
Askthepizzaguy 10:21 10-04-2016
Originally Posted by Montmorency:
Pizza, why not give us a good time and convince me to vote myself, for all the sense you make?
Well, is there any universe where you would vote for either atheotes or Murska?
No? Then don't waste my time.
Askthepizzaguy 10:29 10-04-2016
Pizza and Monty
They're both so taunt-y
I can really sense the genuine
Affection shared between the lines
And
They're probably both scum
They didn't lynch each other, how come?
Could it be
they're secretly
part of one big conspiracy
It's all theater, folks
I guess I must think you're just dopes
Because my plan all along
Was to vote you all til you sang along
Huh?
Yep, that was my plan
(Nice to meet you, name's Dan)
I masterminded everything
And now a townie's gonna swing
And I'm here to rub it in your faces
then burn your bodies so there's no traces
And light up my fat victory cigar
And drive off in a stolen car filled with caaaaaaash
Or maybe Monty and Murska are who you need to caaaaaatch.
Askthepizzaguy 10:35 10-04-2016
I got important shit to do, as you can see. I can't be bothered with dead ends.
Askthepizzaguy 10:40 10-04-2016
@
GeneralHankerchief
I'm currently singing a "scummy, jaunty tune", quite literally.
This is clearly meant to pocket you, because you
always love it when I do that, amirite? You don't have any bad memories of that happening.
Askthepizzaguy 10:47 10-04-2016
This is why I don't do sales in real life.
If I'm being honest with people, I can't persuade for shit. It's only in the format where I'm playing a game with friends that I can become an amazing liar.
If I'm being honest with people, I'm more like an irritant that won't go away.
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