schema
vote me as rep
or someone else
but renata ain't going to be rep
so
ball in your court
please consider fast
Unvote
Vote: Cass
:30 legal votes
:31 won't count
Stop posting before :32 please.
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Glgl I believe in us
"How dare you dodge the barrel!"
Stop voting now.
Tallying...
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:32 now,
No more posting please.
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If my initial tally is correct, there will be a lynch tie, and the Chancellor will have to decide it.
Therefore, I'll double check it, and you folks shouldn't wait up. It could be a while before I have a decision.
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#Montytoostronger
Person District/Chancellor/Lynch
Schema Renata Cass GH
Cuthillius Cuth Zack Sooh
Renata dp101 Cass Choxorn
Choxorn Cuth Zack Al Sipsclar
Dp101 dp101 GH choxorn
Jabbz dp101 Cass Zack
Dicetosser1 Dice Cass Monty
Winston Visor Cass El Barto
Bsmith Visor Visor Al Sips
Visor Visor Visor Cuthillius
Csargo Winston Cass Sooh
Riedquat Visor Visor Visor
El Barto El Barto El Barto Winston
Monstrbro Monstr Monstr Winston
Montmorency GH Cass Visor
Al Sipsclar Zack Cass Bsmith
Sooh Cass Cass atheotes
Cass_ Cass Renata El Barto
Generalhank GH Zack Sooh
Zack Zack Zack Jabbz
Atheotes Cass Winston El barto
District Representative:
Dp101: Representative for District 1 (3/7 votes, winner)
Visor: Representative for District 2 (4/7 votes, winner)
Cass: Representative for District 3 (3/7 votes, winner)
Chancellor: Cass (9/21 votes, winner)
Zack: 4
Visor: 3
Lynch vote: Tie.
Dp votes for Choxorn
Visor votes for Cuthillius
Cass votes for El Barto
choxorn-Cuth-ElBarto tied.
Pop vote:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Cass, in her position as chancellor, decides tie.
She can lynch her own suspect, El Barto, or lynch choxorn or Cuth. It’s up to her. But it must be between those three.
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#Montytoostronger
I will now go back and thoroughly double check each person one by one. If you spot an error, PM me.
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#Montytoostronger
November 8th, 2016
Election Night
District One
In a surprising upset victory, dp101 was elected to serve as the Representative of District One, narrowly defeating the early favorite Cuthillius. While not a landslide victory, and with most of the voters having voted against him, dp101 promised to do his best to represent ALL of the voters in district 1.
He gave a speech talking about togetherness, and unity, and other synonyms you'd find in a thesaurus, but he did little to reach out to the under-represented "Choxorn should live" demographic, mostly made up of choxorn himself. When asked for comment, choxorn noted that he felt like the new Representative didn't represent his interests very well, and took severe exception to dp101's campaign promise to string him up by his own zombified intestines. The harsh campaign rhetoric left choxorn chilled to the bone, cold to the touch, and in a corpse-like trance.
Dp101, eager to unite the people of his district, offered to take choxorn out for some McDonald's, and even offered to share his fries, but ultimately, the candidate failed to convince choxorn of the greater good of the "lynch choxorn" policy position. Political commentators noted that the choxorn voting bloc would have been a difficult sell to begin with. Quite the uphill battle indeed. Now it was up to dp101 to convince the newly elected Chancellor of his choxorn-killing platform.
District Two
Meanwhile, at Visor campaign headquarters, the candidate was seen throwing more shrimp on the barbie, drinking Foster's, and eating a Vegemite sandwich, while riding a kangaroo who was also surfing. In the middle of the desert. Mate.
He was interrupted by a wallaby who was petitioning the government for the right to marry a koala while carrying a gun. Visor promised to look into it, citing the recent Supreme Court decision Knife v Notaknife, believing it was possible for him to press the matter through the courts, if not through the legislature.
Just then, an aide pulled up in a Subaru Outback filled with puppies, and told Visor to put down the sandwich and hear the good news. It seemed that Visor had won the race for representative for District Two, in a clear majority victory. Visor soon gave a speech promising to rid the world of people who look like Cuthillius, sound like Cuthillius, and have a name spelled exactly like Cuthillius. Cuthillius could not be reached for comment, but Visor took the opportunity to speak to him specifically. "Cuthillius" Visor began, "it's nothing against you in particular, friend. I just have a certain set of principles and I am entitled to my beliefs. It just so happens they all line up against the continued existence of you and people who are nobody else but you. I'm sure you understand."
Those in the audience cheered for their Representative's platform. It must have been the puppies.
District Three
Supporters gathered in a large gymnasium to hear that Cass_ had been narrowly elected to represent District Three. They erupted in wild applause. Zack and GH stood outside, bickering between themselves, each referring to the others' supporters as a bunch of "splitters". Many inside the gymnasium gave victory speeches on Cass' behalf, and promised that soon enough, they would finally inform Cass of their decision to force her to run for office.
But not yet, because it was an extra a-special secret ballot and they didn't want anyone to know what the result was, even the candidate.
Democracy works in mysterious ways.
Very hush hush.
Illuminati confirmed?
much later....
Cass 2016 National Campaign Headquarters
New York City
New York County
New York State
NYuk, NYuk, NYuk
All across the city, on bilboards, on the sides of buildings, on rooftops, and even written in the sky with a complicated fireworks display, and in holograms that appeared in the middle of traffic for some reason causing many multi-vehicle accidents, the Cass Campaign had successfully flooded the market with stories of a candidate who would bring hope and change. As far as they eye could see, the campaign had left its mark, like graffiti. In fact, it was written in graffiti as well. Then covered up with posters. Then the posters were covered in bumper stickers. Then the bumper stickers were covered in buttons. And then the buttons were covered in stickers. Everywhere, the candidate's face, name, and slogan could be found. It was impossible to get away from it all. Even people who didn't vote for Cass were covered from head to toe in "I voted for Cass" stickers.
The best part about all of this was the fact that the Candidate was nowhere to be found, and no one was entirely sure if anyone had actually let her know that she had just been elected Chancellor. That poor, poor girl. What a rude surprise awaited her. Oh well. The people had spoken. The Secret Service finally located her, threw her in a burlap sack, and flew her to Campaign headquarters to deliver her victory speech. They tossed her on stage and, finally, they let the Cass out of the bag.
She was instantly surrounded by reporters. They started asking her tons of questions. In the newspapers the next day, the candidate was quoted repeating the campaign slogan "Who the heck ARE all of you people?" She then reiterated her campaign promise to "find out what the hell is going on here" and, when asked for a comment about her victory, the honorable Madam Chancellor-Elect was quoted as saying "you people are all seriously messed up in the head".
She gave a very brief victory speech, asking people in the audience for bus fare to the airport, and also, if someone in the audience could possibly loan her the money for a one-way airplane ticket to get home. But then she was whisked away in a motorcade and forced to take the oath of office at the Palace of the Chancellor, because apparently the United States has one of those now. I hear it has a lot of gold, perhaps way too much gold, and also, monogrammed towels. And the Luxor Sky Beam for good measure, why not? I'm sure it doesn't cost that much to relocate it to Washington.
Lynch incoming....
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Nov 9th, 2016
The next day, at the victory rally, Madam Chancellor Cass was handed a gun and told to execute whoever she wanted. She began protesting this choice being forced upon her, and declaring how insane and inhumane this entire process was, not to mention a gross violation of the Constitution, several state and federal laws, not to mention international laws against extrajudicial killings. Her supporters cheered for her ever louder, even as she called them all lunatics. Finally, at their insane and relentless urging, she closed her eyes, and reluctantly shot blindly into the crowd of her own supporters.
"I dunno I dunno I dunno... should I kill him or should I kill him? Why is this even a choice? I don't knowwww..... ahhh, all this pressure is on me! It's too much pressure! I can't look!!!"
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Night will be extended 24 hours due to the late decision.
It is still night. Do not post.
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Night of the Inauguration
Not everyone was celebrating the election results. It seems that certain fringe groups took exception to the new leadership. They made their presence known, for in front of the Palace of the Chancellor there was a burning effigy hanging by the neck....
Or, wait. That's not an effigy, that's a person! It seems that...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Still alive:
DISTRICT ONE
- Schema
- Cuthillius
- Renata
- Dp101
- Jabbz
- dicetosser1
DISTRICT TWO
- Winston Hughes
- BSmith
- Visor
- Csargo
- Riedquat
- El Barto
- Monstrbro
DISTRICT THREE
- Montmorency
- Al Sipsclar
- Cass_ [Still Chancellor]
- GeneralHankerchief
- Zack
- atheotes
Districts do not need to be re-drawn yet.
New district representatives will need to be elected.
No chancellor election.
Today you will be electing district representatives and voting to lynch someone only.
You will need to meet minimum participation requirements if you failed to do so yesterday. No single-posting, in other words.
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@Dp101
@El Barto
@Monstrbro
@GeneralHankerchief
@Montmorency
@Cass_
@Renata
@Al Sipsclar
@Cuthillius
@Zack
@dicetosser1
@atheotes
@BSmith
@Winston Hughes
@Jabbz
@Schema
@Visor
@Csargo
@Riedquat
IT IS DAY. YOU MAY POST.
Day lasts 48 hours from the :30 minute mark.
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Okay so when I checked in on Monday a few hours after the lynch I had 13 pages staring at me. So if you ask me for specifics on what happened in the final 24 hours of D1, you're going to be out of luck.
I saw that Renata made a nice point on someone not following a logical train of thought (hell, that might have even been choxorn?) so I like her.
Somebody else had a good argument too that I noticed but I might be imagining things.
Oh also I'm perfectly fine with Cass remaining entrenched in power for as long as possible considering the result yesterday.
Vote: Cass_
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
From yesterday's events we have hard-cleared Renata, Cass, DP101, and (nearly-so) atheotes. They are inarguably the towniest players now.
Let's talk about the Choxorn affair in its sequence:
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Chox substantively closes the day by showing up EOD to vote Al Sipsclar, who a bit earlier appeared to make ritual-vote on BSmith and said little else (1175).
All of this looks clearing for DP, Cass, and Renata, and overwhelming in favor of Atheotes on top of previous behavior. But rather than assessing others in relation to them, right now the focus is on how Visor relates to it.
Visor's tone changes notably in his final activity of the day, which comes right after Renata opens the case on Choxorn. His claimed double-vote never manifests. Strikingly, he makes numerous pleas toward prospective Reps to vote Cuth with him. This is striking because even one (of the two other) reps voting with Visor would conceal any double vote effect should it exist, since 2-1 is indistinguishable on our part from 3-1: the result is the same. His calls for consolidation were just meant to erect a front that would give him a pass from putting up.
I'd also like to broach what I was hinting at earlier respecting the claim. Look here at Visor's comment just prior to Chox events that
This is in other words a statement that he would not use his power on D2, toward the end of avoiding a burnout. I think his statement reflects the broader mechanical truth that Pizza would never grant a player, town or Mafia, an unlimited double vote. It could conceivably be more than a one-shot, but at best it would have an alternate-day effect. Visor was laying ground to avert consequences from future inconsistencies, without admitting details of the power. Since Visor went inactive before EOD, and DP had not voted Choxorn yet, and District 1 was still up in the air between Renata, Cuth, and DP, there is no argument that Visor is cleared by virtue of not taking action to save Choxorn, who anyway was killed by tiebreaker ability.
One of Cuth or Visor must be scum, opposite alignment. Who Cuth is in turn sheds light on Sooh, since Cuth was one of the few to carry a renewed push against Sooh late in the day. There is also a technical scenario in which Visor and Cuth were furiously bussing, and Visor never planned to apply special powers to lynch him. However, most players do not like the strategy of intense bussing from D1, and regardless it does not lessen the need to lynch Visor.
EDIT: Sooh is town, as we now know. Pending...
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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