Vote: El Barto
Vote: El Barto
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#Montytoostronger
District 1
Fenn Schema / Cuth
Schema --- / Cuth
Riedquat Riedquat / Cuth
Cuth Schema /Barto
District 2
Cass Renata / Barto
Renata Renata / Barto
Monstr Renata / Barto
Barto Cass / Monty
District 3
Monty Visor / Cuth
Al Sips Visor / Barto
Visor Visor / Dice
District 4
Winston Jabbz / Zack
Jabbz Jabbz / Barto
Zack Zack / Cuth
District 5
Atheotes atheotes / Barto
BSmith atheotes / Cuth
Dice Dice / Barto
Tally irregularities? PM me.
It is night. Do not post.
Writeup incoming.
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December, 2020
Madam Chancellor's Palace
The Chancellor perched on her throne, weary of the burdens of command. Yet it seemed comfortable by now, like old leather. By now, it seemed silly to give it up. There was no one else that could handle the leadership of an empire like hers. Her cloaked advisors surrounded the throne, chanting praises of her glorious name. The throne room was filled with her supporters. The sea of hooded figures parted, as yet another prisoner was dragged before her highest majesty.
"Your excellency, we have found another..."
"SILENCE!" boomed her honor, the glorious Supreme Chancellor for Life. The crowd immediately hushed, and you could hear a pin drop.
....
"E-LECT-ION RESULTS!!!!" she shouted regally.
Men in shiny boots and military fatigues grabbed one of the officials and threw him in front of the throne, and pointed their automatic weapons at his head.
"R-r-r-ight, um.... her majesty's, uh, election results... well, even though, her majesty graciously stepped down as a candidate for representative, while retaining her Chancellor duties, it seems as though everything is still proceeding as Madam Chancellor wishes. We caught the traitor you requested, as usual!"
"DETAILS, MY CHILD, DETAILS!!! I WANT TO HEAR MORE!!!"
"Oh, yes, well... there's this uh, schemer you put in charge of district one, and uh, she won of course... then, then, your surrogate in district two voted as you did and was elected at your command, and then one of your advisors was elected to district three, and this really punchy character was elected to district four, and another one of your godless bureaucrats was elected to district five, and, well, most of them chose this prisoner as your latest victim, err, sacrifice?"
"PUNISH THE CONDEMNED!!!"
"Right... and, uh, how shall we do that, your most purest-ness?"
"SEND HIM TO THE MOON!!!!"
"Uh, w-w-what? Pardon me? What do you..."
The guards shot the incompetent bureaucrat in the head, and dragged the prisoner to the Supreme Chancellor's backyard launch facility. The prisoner was placed inside a space suit and then shoved into a rocket ship, and in a few moments, it blasted off into space.
Things were fairly quiet back on earth, as the highly advanced rocket made its way to the moon in a matter of a few hours, thanks to the Supreme Chancellor's interest in space-based weaponry.
But before it could make it all the way to the moon, a superhero suddenly appeared out of the sky, and requested an audience with Her Greatness.
"Let him through!"
It was... it was....
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!!!
Captain Hindsight: "Your exaltedness, I have news for you! That General fellow that you executed, it turns out, he was innocent all along!"
....
"CORRECT HIM!"
"Well, I guess I should ha-" *BLAM*
The guards immediately shot Captain Hindsight in the head. It turns out, he should have worn some bulletproof headgear.
Meanwhile, the rocket containing El Barto finally landed on the moon.
This is so awesome.
....What now?
"SHOW HIM THE ULTIMATE MERCY!!!" boomed the Supreme Chancellor.
....
"Ok!"
The Cass Star opened fire on the moon, totally destroying it and everyone who was on it at the time, which was just El Barto.
He turned out to be....
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
"What next, your greatest-ness?" whispered the hooded man standing behind Cass.
"COLLECT SOME ASTEROIDS, AND BUILD ME ANOTHER MOON!"
And so that's what they did next.
It is still night! Send in night actions.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 12-27-2016 at 21:35.
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Dang, you made me click on a spoiler. *dies*
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
More killings took place that night.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
@Monstrbro
@Montmorency
@Cass_
@Al Sipsclar
@Zack
@dicetosser1
@atheotes
@BSmith
@Winston Hughes
@Jabbz
@Schema
@Visor
@Fenn
@Riedquat
District 1
Fenn
Schema
Riedquat
District 2
Cass
Monstr
District 3
Monty
Al Sips
Visor
District 4
Winston
Jabbz
Zack
District 5
Atheotes
BSmith
Dice
No chancellor election.
Districts will need to be redrawn. Minimum 3 per district. 24 hour time limit.
New district representatives will need to be elected.
Today you will be electing district representatives and voting to lynch someone only.
IT IS DAY. YOU MAY POST.
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Vote: Zack
obviously cass is town with cuth's flip
I assume Cuth was a vig shot, no way scum kill him
Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely
Means that I don't know
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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Gg cuth
"How dare you dodge the barrel!"
Gg every dead villager
Dwdw I won't let us down
More at 11
"How dare you dodge the barrel!"
I would say visor should be catching a wolf or dying soon but his tone d1 was really good so I'm willing to let our differences on cuth slide
Winston is lock clear from Barto spew, less than 5% of the time that's w/w omgus from Barto
Zack looks good from Barto too I think, but I haven't done my reiso of Barto yet this is all just from memory
"How dare you dodge the barrel!"
I would say at most one wolf was "bussing" Barto
My first guess would be Sipsclar but I could be wrong.
Jabbz should always be a villager from EoD
"How dare you dodge the barrel!"
Cass_
Because I mean well lol
"How dare you dodge the barrel!"
My PoE today is fenn/schema/Sipsclar I think
The cuth voters need to be scrutinized I mean they're prolly mostly villagers but no way that wagon didn't have wolves on it
"How dare you dodge the barrel!"
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I think I should focus on discovery from now on.
Please refer to following statement for D4 and possibly beyond:
A. One of Zack and Visor will be scum.
B. One of Al Sipsclar and Winston will be scum.
C. One of Fenn and Schema will be scum.
I don't trust the Bart-on-Winston spew, Monstr. I think the effect may be more likely to the opposite (i.e. distancing).
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Tak (Barto) always shades and votes his teammates (as well as townies obviously), I certainly wouldn't clear anyone for that. It's more informative to look at what they said about Barto than the other way around.
Seriously, though, it's a point in your favour.
I'm not out of the tunnel just yet, but there's a speck of light.
Do you think there's any chance I'm scum?
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