Interest gauge: French Revolution mafia

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ey, Snerky. Dis One oh one oh somethin' guy is acting wise. I dunno I think he knows too much and should keep his head down.

Snerky, keep his head down. Click click. Capice?

Snerky, put down the herring. Clean yourself up. If father saw you now, he'd drop dead on his own instead of getting shot 33 times in the head.

[El Barto]

I have no idea what this "Nones du Mars" is, here we use 17 Ventôse CCXXV, citoyen.

Your lack of fondness for the classical studies indicates to me that you are not a supporter of Consul Napaloni. Guards!

Ha, I'm in the same country Snerk is in now.

We're members of the Legitimate Businessmen's Association of Norway. Obviously better than those ungrateful French revolutionaries. Let them eat cake instead of bread, I have no idea what they're even protesting about.

I think you mean Denmark. Ushlu is not the capital of anything.

(That said, we still need someone to host before then... )

Aprés les nones du mars, Citizen Foulard.