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One boy




or



One girl




it I can't remember.

I can't even do the intro until I ask.

Since I'm senile as hell and also apparently blind, can you tell me if you are a boy or a girl?








One mission.





Can you pick up a package for me at the Poke Mart? It'll take you like... five minutes.

Eight, tops.







One bitter rival.







Oh, and have you met my grandson, who has been a total dick to you since you were little?

Erm.... What was his name? I can't remember things that well.

At least, not since the 70's...

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.







One constant danger.





Wait, you can't walk in the tall grass alone. It's full of monsters!

I'd better give you, a child, your own untamed monster.

You know, for safety.







One chance.






And if your one monster dies, then I guess you're shit out of luck.

No revive potions.

That stuff is for babies who need training diapers.

You're what, like 10? I'm sure you'll be fine.








A legend begins...













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