My last input:
If I am not mistaken, Jabbz, So Barto and I have all expressed a willingness to be lynched today to illuminate our respective cases.
Lynch whomever clears/damns to most others.
My last input:
If I am not mistaken, Jabbz, So Barto and I have all expressed a willingness to be lynched today to illuminate our respective cases.
Lynch whomever clears/damns to most others.
Aliases Yakostovian
Tally as of post 1651:
Lynch votes
3 votes: El Barto (Montmorency, Jabbz, Manasi)
2 votes: Logic (Champ, El Barto)
1 votes: Champ (Logic)
1 votes: Jabbz (GeneralHankerchief)
1 votes: Manasi (novice)
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Yeah, that's not what I said Logic.
I get why people would want to lynch me, and I might be a bigger problem later than now, but I know I'm town, so lynching me is intrinsically bad for town. I'm still somewhat concerned I/We are being played by Monte, but I think El Barto is still a good choice.
Why would Manasi be the best choice for today over the other pressing wagons? Even Logic is a better wagon than Manasi aorn
I don't play people, but novice can roll town if you ignore him.
@El Barto
is novice CFD possible? We can't do this without at least 3 votes, so Jabbz and/or Logic needed. Even Champ?
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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I'm back, prefer Barto here
Vote: El Barto
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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tfw I just got home.
God bless DC traffic.
Regarding Zack's read on me, it was almost completely based on activity, which is something I had literally no control over, so take that for what it's worth.
manasi you havent even voted
Didn't realize it's midnight already. GL us.
this is a mislynch
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Time is up, round over.
Stop posting, please.
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Day Six
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Diglett's Cave
In order to toughen up his remaining pokemon, the trainer entered Diglett's cave, a tunnel that was created by a family of digletts. The low-level and low defense diglett pokemon inside the cave would be a cinch for just about any of the trainer's pokemon to defeat.
So, after a few hours of grinding, training hard, and wiping out entire generations of digletts, possibly causing the entire species to go extinct, the trainer ran into a different pokemon in the cave.
Well, isn't that just three digletts? I guess that will make things faster. They're basically mooks with one hit point each, the underground equivalent of a dodo.
What could go wrong?
Dugtrio
Oh.
I see where this is going.
The narrator chose to find an image of a dugtrio that had angry, menacing eyes, instead of the usual derpy look.
That's not good. That means that someone is definitely about to die. After all, it is a lynch. Oooh, the suspense. What happens next?
Well, it knows Dig, it knows Fury Swipes, it knows Magnitude, and it knows Sand Attack.
Dig is a fairly powerful ground type move. Fury Swipes is a multi-hit normal attack which is going to be a critical hit since Dugtrio is so fast. Magnitude gives various attack powers, which means for the purposes of this writeup, it's always gonna hit with 150 power, because narrative hax. And Sand attack is there just to guarantee you won't ever be able to hit this thing and kill it at all!
It also has Arena Trap as its special ability. It prevents you from running from battle or even switching out your pokemon.
Do you have any idea how screwed that means you are?
Also, it's a level 31 dugtrio, less than 5 percent chance of running into this guy.
Yeah....
Welp! I hope you're using your best pokemon otherwise you're pretty screwed obvious-setup-for-ironic-cutaway!
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Oh good. Does it have any offensive moves?
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Welp.
Let's get started!
I wonder how this will turn out!
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El Barto fainted!
He was...
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It is Night!
Do not post.
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Night Six
Trainer Versus:
Pokemon League Champion Gary
Saffron City
The trainer somehow made it past Lt. Surge, and Erika.
Don't ask me how.
After getting the Silph Scope and the Poke Flute and the piping hot Tea, they were finally able to access the heavily guarded city in the center of Kanto. This place is the base of operations for Team rocket, the international criminal organization responsible for trying to steal Pokemon, Silph Scopes, and Poke Flutes.
Not tea, though. They don't know about the tea, yet. But when they find out about it, they'll want to steal it from the old lady.
Anyway, at the center of town is the Silph Corporation tower, a skyscraper that towers above most of Kanto.
It seems that the rumors were true, Silph Corporation is working hard to develop a Master Ball, capable of catching any pokemon with perfect accuracy. Such a thing in the hands of Team rocket would be catastrophic. They could catch legendary pokemon and rule the world.
Well, it was up to the trainer of legend, whose name would soon be known all across the land, whatever it is.
Only one thing stood in the way of that legend.
Was it the big boss, Giovanni, head of Team rocket?
No.
It was someone far, far worse.
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Gary Oak:
"Well, well, well. Look who it is, it's the dweeb next door. How's it going, loser? I'll have you know that I, Gary Oak, have earned all the Kanto region badges and defeated the Elite Four. And do you even know what that means? Course you don't, ignoramus. It means that I am the Pokemon league champion of Kanto!
I figured your pathetic little team of washout pokemon would love a chance to occupy the same breathing space as a living legend. Today is your lucky day! I, the Pokemon league champion, will accept a challenge from the likes of you! No need to thank me. Let's you and me duke it out, my best pokemon against your best pokemon. Do you think you even stand a chance?
The rules are very simple, simple enough that you can even understand them, stupid.
The first rule is that I, Gary Oak, will never be defeated by someone as talentless as you.
The second rule is that healing potions and revives are for losers.
The third rule is that this is a pokemon death match. If your pokemon faint, that doesn't mean mine are going to stop tearing them apart. Someone like you doesn't deserve to own pokemon anyway, since you haven't the slightest clue how to train them.
And finally, no running from battle. You can cry to your mommy when the fight is over, but I'm not letting you walk out of here.
Don't worry, there are no cameras and no adoring fans cheering me on. You might as well call me Gary the Merciful. I wouldn't want to embarrass a dear old friend like you on national television! All that's at stake is my title of Pokemon Champion, and the lives of your pathetic pokemon!
A no holds barred grudge match to the death. While I'm champion, those are the only kinds of battles I'll fight. I just find them a whole lot less boring, when there's blood on the line.
Well, loser? Are you ready to watch all your pokemon die? I hope you are. Let's go!!!"
Trainer chose....
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Gary Oak:
"No problem. Go, Gary-dos! Time to show off how amazing we are!!!"
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The trainer's Voltorb would be able to hit Gyarados at 4 times the normal damage.
Gary was certainly overflowing with confidence here, to send out Water/Flying type Gyarados up against an electric pokemon, no matter how weak.
He must have had something special up his sleeve.
Trainer:
". . . . . . ."
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Gary Oak:
"Hah, you'll have to do better than that. Gary-dos is the best pokemon in the entire league! He'll finish you no sweat!"
Trainer:
". . . . . . ."
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Gary Oak:
"Gyarados, use Hyper Beam! Destroy that stupid ball!"
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". . . . . . ."
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Gary Oak:
"Gyarados, snap out of it! Use a Hydro Pump!"
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Gary Oak:
"Gyarados, Earthquake! Earthquake!!!"
Trainer:
". . . . . . ."
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*Critical hit!*
A pokemon has fainted!!
"......."
Trainer:
". . . . . . ."
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 06-07-2017 at 23:02.
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Montmorency fainted!
He was...
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It is Day.
Mislynch = Town loses!
You may post.
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oh god I was really hoping I'd be the NK here
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
how many people are alive
it actually might be novice considering he hasnt died
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
its logic/novice or logic/jabbz
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
are votes locked?
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