So I revisited the 2013 Saxon Showdown game whence the Pizza quote sigged by El Barto. It was designed to be a mafia royale vs. super-network showdown, but unfortunately the Town network never got off the ground and one Mafia faction (the one that recruited Pizza, of course) dominated the rest.

(I survived 3 attacks as townie and made it to parity for a unique death.)

@nl.
@Zack
@GeneralHankerchief

I bring this up because there is a great subthread between Visor, Pizza, GSC and myself:

Quote Originally Posted by nl. View Post
Bring me the head of Yay!/Jarrema.
Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
Quote Originally Posted by nl. View Post
Bring me the head of Yay!/Jarrema.
Unvote, vote: Gaius Scribonius Curio
Quote Originally Posted by nl. View Post
I'll have you vigged if you don't vote Yay.
Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
Ooooh, that's not the way you get pizza to cooperate. I'm a bit more independently-minded than all that.

You'll hit a townie, and I'll actually laugh at you. Go right ahead.
Quote Originally Posted by nl. View Post
Laugh at me all you want. I'm in no mind to negotiate this other then the deal set. You work with me now, I work with you later.
Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
But, if I lynch a scumbag now, I get to boast about it. And besides, that's more fun than following orders.

You speak of working together, but the price of that is to face execution if I don't follow your orders. That's not a partnership, and anyone who believes that it is needs to spend some time with me in New Jersey again.
Quote Originally Posted by Gaius Scribonius Curio View Post
Ah, but if you lynch a townie, it is entirely on you - may be more fun, won't be more useful...

I wonder, would you still boast about it?
Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
I will drink to the glory of the town, and laugh at the cruel winds of fate.

A townie should try to kill scum, not be led around by the nose by self-appointed rulers and dubious offers of cooperation.

I will, however, reconsider my position on my own terms. Even if I am right, there is plenty of time to figure that out. Don't think I won't try.

Jarema, you won't be saying Yay! much longer.

Unvote, vote: Yay/Jarema
(I modified the quote)

Quote Originally Posted by Montmorency View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
A townie should try to kill scum while being led around by the nose by host-appointed rulers and portunate offers of vassalage.


Instruct us, hegemon!