
Originally Posted by
Sunbae
I have a mafia ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the person in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to zone in to proper mafia mode like an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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