I have stayed up to see the universe slowly unfold and within there was a naked man. This man looked me in the eyes, calmly and unbotheredly typing a mafia post, and he spoke to me.

And woe, those words undid me. For he looked at me and as he spoke, I understood that there-within the truth of mafia dost unfold in front of me.

Three sacred words have stuck with me to this day.

"Lol Skill Issue."