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    Resident Northern Irishman Member ShadesPanther's Avatar
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    Cool

    (this is a song written by my cl in my day of defeat clan GNVQ. so it is copyrighted and if you steal it we will eat your heat out with a spoon )




    To the tune of bohemian rhapsody..

    Is this the real life?
    Is it just fantasy?
    Caught in a warzone
    No escape from calamity

    Open your eyes,
    Look up to the skies and see...
    We were a small clan,
    We expect no sympathy,

    Because of easy come, easy go,
    Little frags, Little flags,
    Anyway the round goes,
    Doesn't really matter to me,
    To me.

    Nation
    Just killed a bloke
    Took a shovel to the slag
    Had a whallop, now's he fragged.

    For Xerxes, life had just begun
    But a camper came and blew his hopes away.

    Teacakes - ooh-oo-oo-ooh
    Didn't mean to let you die
    If i'm not back again this time next spawning,
    Carry on, Carry on,
    Because the camper got me.

    Too Late,
    They capped the flag,
    Lancer should have got him,
    But he went out for a fag,
    Goodbye everybody,
    I've got to go,
    'Cause the ISP is being so bloody slow.

    White_Knight - ooh-oo-oo-ooh
    I don't want to die,
    I sometimes wish i'd never even spawned at all.


    I see a sillouetto of a man,
    Get the gun get the gun will you shoot the bloody camper?
    Stick grenades and sniping - verry verry frightening
    Eek
    Grenadier
    Grenadier
    Grenadier
    Grenadier
    Grenadier
    Grenadier with his kar
    Magnifico-o-o

    I'm a little sniper, nobody loves me.
    He's a bloody sniper, sniping from a corner,
    Keeping away from the catastrophe

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me camp?
    Sie klein narr, NO, we will not let you camp
    (Let him camp&#33
    Sie klein narr, we will not let him camp
    (let him camp&#33
    Sie klein narr, we will not let him camp
    (let him camp&#33
    will not let him camp
    (Let him camp&#33
    will not let him camp
    Let him ca-aa-aa-mp
    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

    Oh mother-admin, mother admin,
    Mother-admin kick the fool
    Bealzebub, has the devil put aside for me?
    for me?
    for MEEEEEEEEE?

    So you think you can camp there and gain easy frags?
    So you think you can sit there and act like a slag?
    ooooooooooh baby
    can't you listen to me baby?
    just gotta get out,
    just gotta get out of the spawn

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    I've already been fragged,
    So nothing really matters to me...

    (and if you wondered, sie klien narr is a dodgy translation of 'you small fool&#39

    "A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
    - Edmund Blackadder

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    Excellent

    But he went out for a fag

    Excuse my ignorance, but is day of defeat a game? And does GNVQ stand for something?
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    day of defeat is a ww2 mod of half life and GNVQ stands for Going Nowhere Very Quickly its just coincidence that it is the exams

    "A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
    - Edmund Blackadder

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    Sometimes the name just fits, doesn't it?
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