Here comes a short list of the comments you dont want to hear after the battle starts :
1. ... but they are strong ( from 6 unit guy )
2. .. dont worry I ve got longbows ( british guy )
3. lets get them into mangonel reach
4. aaaa desert
5. let them attack ( from ally on ATT team )
6. testing this new thing( from anyone )
7. dont speak English ( after you were talking strategy for 5 minutes )
8. using my archer army (yes I do that)
and more to come
regards
TGI
LOL
I found one time an allied with the 6 units army but strong
Another time one player say:Why this premature route?...takin all arba army...
Gah
Audantes Fortuna iuvat
LRossaLordJimi
LOL
Nice one tgi01
I've learned to fear the TTTTT
as for your 'using my archer army' comment, I don't let that scare me as long as its desert
LOL very funny TG
Dont worry this works versus AI all the time (new guy)
No I'm not new I played sp for 3 weeks now (new guy)
Dont worry these peasants are at valor 4 (new guy)
What do you mean a 4 unit max florin penalty? (guy who takes 7 cmaa units)
Doh, I hit deploy by mistake.
RTKPaul
Also Known As: RTKPaul
"I dont want you to die for your country, no poor son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor son of a bitch die for his country"- George S. Patton
From the guy who brought 14 Order foot and lined them up...
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing"
5 minutes later, we're trashed and then comes this gem...
"Well at least I was defending"
Edit: Here's one from me...
"Shit I bought peasants instead of muwahid"
"Don't worry, I have my foot troops on skirmish."
"This is my other name. My real user name is UglyElmo."
"I'm gonna hit em hard when we start." To compound this, it was said to ALL instead of TO ALLIES.
"What is a valour upgrade?"
"Did you guys have a lot of florins left?"
"I'm the best at Command and Conquer Generals."
"Don't let the other team know, but I brought all hashishin."
"I'm not a newbie. I play with AnMortgage (AmpMortog)and MyGarbageCan (Magyarkhan) all the time.
"Only wimps use pavise arbs."
I have seen the future of TW MP and it is XBox Live!
"you can add valor to units ???"
hehehe my favorite
Ok ill cover you with my 16 artillery units sigh* happened in a game with me and amp the guy setup too far forward with 16 artillery and then left the game and dident even put them on fire at will We still won thoThe replay is available in the swoosh replay pack.
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
"The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed."
Buddha
What i used to hate was playing a 1v1 the the first talk line is
Heya swoosh its me sp00n
Sigh* another loss then
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
"The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed."
Buddha
"Oh damn, my mum wants to use the phone"
"Look at my super units" -pointing to 3 maxed out CMAA
"Was i meant to bring 16 arbs or 6?"
Llew Cadeyrn/Alrowan - Chieftain of Clan Raven
An ally's spear unit standing right behind the enemy's cav general turns and walks away.
I ask, "Why didn't you attack the enemy general?".
Answer, "I was on the phone.".
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i havent been playing as long as some but here are 3 gems
"ok you try to divert them while i will get their left flank " - this was talking to ALL and he even
attepted it but obviously they had that flank
covered tho tbh i think they thought he was
joking
"ah its desert I'm waning you if you 2 are on top of that hill i'm leaving" - and he did and it was only a low rise
it wasnt that big a hill about 8 feet
higher than the rest at most
Im not joking about this one this seriously happened
"I only got this game a few hours ago could you tell me what to do?"
War is nothing but the continuation of politics with the admixture of other means. - Karl Von Clausewitz
I really love when, after 10 min playing 2vs2 and i starting to get a bit nervous, Mo just write, Ok, back, something happened??
Ale
Mooc Moooooooooooooooc
worst I have encountered yet
Khan, I forgot the bags for the heads....
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and watch a Creative Assembly employee struggle in battle....
"zzzzZZZZzzzz hurry up tadump tadump" - in a 4x4, position left-forward. Guessed it right, never deployed.
From me:
"Got my 13 cav russian army"
"Darn-it, forgot to change faction, I have Byzantine"
"Am experimenting with fanatics"
"Am babysitting"
AggonyJade of the Brotherhood of Aggony, [FF]ladyAn or [FF]Jade of the Freedom Fighters
"Which one is my General??"
"Ohh?? My general rocks Its a longbowman"
You are getting double teamed. Out of reflex you type "Hello?" to your ally right next to you. The Ally replies "Hello :)" .
Lancelot's Ally says, "aaah Lancelot is attacking me". (believe me it's accidental :D )
"shoot i brought royal knights instead of lancers" (this line is mine :D )
response:
"No worries I got ya, I have 8 Lancers"
"Ahhh noo I also brought 8 royal knights instead of Lancers"
"mwuahaha my camels will eat them alive". It's temperate or Lush climate.
"Join me I have 5 cannons", saying that in Elmo's game.
"Which one is the enemy?", saying that during deployment.
"Which one is the enemy?", saying that after the batle is started
Luck Often Comes if Courage Holds
"What? This isn't a castle game?"
"Never in physical action had I discovered the chilling satisfaction of words. Never in words had I experienced the hot darkness of action. Somewhere there must be a higher principle which reconciles art and action. That principle, it occurred to me, was death." -Yukio Mishima
If it aught be toward the common good
Set honor in one eye and death i'th'other
And I will look upon both indifferently..
Take off your pants, baby. -Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms
One time,it was a 3vs 3,i was doubled by enemies.In the middle of the hard battle,i ask help to my allies.One say:"You need help?
Ave
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LRossaLordJimi
some classic examples ..
"orderfoot are to expensive, I took spearmen instead"
"valour sucks"
"your gen"
Btw. All archer armies, including longbows, can be pretty good actually...
Abandon all hope.
let me clarify :
testing my archer army - well it was 3 vs 3 and one of my allies had the same brilliant idea so we had 2 egyptian archer armies for 3 players... ( no didnt win that one )
and some more :
1.... charging ( from ally with the good longbows )
2. you seem to be doing well ( while getting doubled )
3. baby woke up sorry ( from TGI ... )
4. why is this game so laggy ( modem guy in 4 vs 4 )
5. im incognito ( after you picked your fun noob basher army )
6. noone told me not to pick rain ....
7. is that a clan ? ( when facing fear, wolf , elite etc...)
regards
TGI
Actually modems dont cause the lag bad systems do
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
"The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed."
Buddha
here are some from me
"dont worry I got my super pavs"
"crap brought peasants instead of spearmen"
"ok I gonna send a unit over" (ally about to get doubled)
(sending an alan)
"I gonna run them over" (2 min later - please wait while the conflict is resolved...)
in 4v4 game(s)
polar:"your men are facing backwards"
newbie ally:"what?"
polar:"your men are facing the wrong way"
(newbie ally deploys)
newbie ally:"no there not, their facing me"
Polar
Here you go;
'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'
'your ally general is fleeing' (once I saw that even before we could exchange some GL / HF, and other greetings, yes that was the opening message)
'those circles are damn too small' is the answer I got in a 4v4 from an ally who positions himself in the wrong direction, his back open to the ennemy (who on top of that was FearSymbol...).
Louis,
i hate it when they say nothing
Expect The Unexpected.
Go tell the Spartans, Stranger walking by, That here, Obedient to their laws, we lie. - King Xerxes
...
(after one minute of deployment, no comment from your ally)
...
"How to talk to your allies?"
(he has just realised the function of the T(alk) key)
or:
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGO
"How do I select a unit?"
"I'm testing a mouse" ... five minutes later "It isn't working I can't move"
"Who has the modem?" Like Swoosh said, doesn't make a difference.
"Do attackers fight forwards or backwards?"
"I'll stay on this hill and cover you while you stay there" from ally with no cannons only pavs, too far away to help.
"I think we should shoot them up" ... followed by a charge.
Fëa-Quendi
*~Member of the Ronin Warlords and of UGLI~*
*~IthaskarRW~*
Running round in circles IS better, B!
Many similar to those already mentioned, but my all time favorite:
"Which button stops them from routing?"
(this was in all caps, after about five minutes of flaming BS like: why is it taking you so long, and, who picked this gay map?, and Their archers aren't as good as ours!
ichi
Stay Calm, Be Alert, Think Clearly, Act Decisively
CoH
First version: left forward player deploys as forward as possible and then makes a rush in the first 5 second of the game. After he is routed he quits the game without saying a word.
Second version: left forward player deploys as forward as possible but FACING BACKWARDS. After he hit the deploy button he asks us on team chat: "who is with black?" Black was the right wing opponent, i.e the enemy army that he was facing backwards
Lional of Cornwall
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Death before dishonour.
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