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    Playing WE - I sent me missionary to another xtian diamyo - and he returned his head. Its only happened once - but I thought xtian diamyo's wouldnt kill missionaries???
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    I think it's DOCUMENTED somewhere that even there they are not supposed to be able to send your priest's head back, they do that anyway.

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    Who cares about those missonary or priests? It always make me laugh whenever I think about the "missonary position", what a joke ...


    In a recent game, I have to give up at least 3 priests heads per turn just to keep the other half of the map "revealed", and at the same time, my geishas are collecting their ears for sports ...
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    Quote Originally posted by Gothmog:

    Plus ...

    Who cares about those missonary or priests? It always make me laugh whenever I think about the "missonary position", what a joke ...

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    Do you realise it is called the missionary position because it was taught by missionaries to the pacific islanders? Apparently xtian missionaries had something against doggy style in public ...

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    The rest is either as average as advertised or, in the case of the missionary, disappointing.

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    I never use the anything but the standard diplomat. But, of course its head returns when I go to Tokugawa.

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    Quote Originally posted by Papewaio:
    Do you realise it is called the missionary position because it was taught by missionaries to the pacific islanders? Apparently xtian missionaries had something against doggy style in public ...
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    That's exactly what I mean. Image what they had to do to enlighten those islanders. ("Look~~ angels won't have it any other way!!") Considering that human had been having sex for millons of years, it's so pathetic that those priests came up with an idea that THEY need to show "barbarians" (so to speak) how to do it.

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    Oh, come on now...it was the perfect self-justification!

    "I am not sinning by having intercourse with this woman, I am merely demonstrating to these barbarians the proper way to have sexual relations"

    Well, this demonstration would probably have to be performed many, many times before all the islanders would know the proper technique...
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    "Hello, I'm your new missionary and I'm going to take you to heaven and have you cry out 'Oh God' with true passion!"

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    The rest is either as average as advertised or, in the case of the missionary, disappointing.

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