Eygptian emissary, poking at his pudding, speaks to his Sicilian counterpart:
Tell me my friend, is it your lord's custom to serve his guests offal?
Sicilian diplomat: Shhhh It is certain death to defame the haggis at King Angus' table
Angus of Sicily? O where are the Bohemonds, the Tancreds, the Rogers and Roberts? And why can't I build clansmen now?
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