Does anyone here have any medieval insults, like in the tutorial the instructor calls you a wet-eared welp(sp?)
I'd like to go up to some people and spit out some old-launguage insults.
Does anyone here have any medieval insults, like in the tutorial the instructor calls you a wet-eared welp(sp?)
I'd like to go up to some people and spit out some old-launguage insults.
Whoreson, whoremonger, poxed coward... Not strictly medieval, but Shakespeare has some brilliant insults as well.
Insults? I have some real medieval era Old English ones and a whole stack of medieval sounding ones. I love fiddling with language
Real medieval ones.
Odsplut
Golter-yeded gawpsheet
Curpin
Mundungus
Honyoker
mudsill
ballarag
borborygmite
scroyle
skellum
gundygut
Try Chaucer for many more authentic insults.
Others
Ah, so many of these it would take me half an hour to write them all down Even longer to read through my 'Machiavellian Adventures of Princess Eleanor' story in the Mead hall and note them all down...hundreds of them, gah Selected highlights include: scrubble, scrimble jawed slaggard, scavardly knave, trundlewit,...all the best ones need to be seen in context or they don't work so I'll leave those out.
May I also recommend 'taffer'? Wonderful word, made up for a game called Thief: The Dark Project and it means criminal lowlife. Wonderful word, it rolls off the tongue nicely, best of all it sounds so friendly so it is perfect for those occasions where you need something to say but don't want to risk your skin.
Frogbeastegg's Guide to Total War: Shogun II. Please note that the guide is not up-to-date for the latest patch.
ooh that sounds menacing: You Ballarag...
“A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship But it is not this day, an hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day This day we fight” – Aragorn, King of Gondor
-=Allies & Axis Total War=-
I was playing Thief and Thief II lately, and began thinking of modern insults that are converted into Hammerspeak (Olde English). Unfortunately, none of them are PG-Rated.
Example: (with the words edited, of course)
Dost thou sucketh mine ROOSTER like thine FEMALE DOG that thou art?
What manner of BUNDLE OF STICKSry dost thou lay upon me?
Verily, thine BABY-MAKING JUICE is much like a plump roast duck, for thine manservants enjoy thine taste.
Hmmm....so that's what she meant when my girlfriend called me a pox-strewn gundygut.
"Your army flees! A pox upon the cowardly wretches!"
- Catholic Army Routing 1
Originally Posted by [b
Taffer: A rogue, thief, trickster. Expression most often used as a cuss-word and for name-calling, but also known to be adopted by thieves as a honorable distinction.
^_^
searched on google, founded a couple
oh yeah here's a medieval insult generator. not that good though: http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/mig.htm
And here's some you can make up on tour own
MEDIEVAL INSULTS
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, in their given order, preferably prefaced with “Thou” or “You”. Kudos to cool combinations
1st column:
Artless Bawdy
Beslubbering
Bootless
Churlish
Cockered
Clouted
Craven
Currish
Dankish
Dissembling
Droning
Errant
Fawning
Fobbing
Froward
FrothyBawdy
Beslubbering
Bootless
Churlish
Cockered
Clouted
Craven
Currish
Dankish
Dissembling
Droning
Errant
Fawning
Fobbing
Froward
Frothy
Gleeking
Goatish
Gorbellied
Impertinent
Infectious
Jarring
Loggerheaded
Lumpish
Mammering
Mangled
Mewling
Paunchy
Pribbling
Puking
Puny
Quailing
Rank
Reeky
Roguish
Ruttish
Saucy
Spleeny
Spongy
Surly
Tottering
Unmuzzled
Vain
Venomed
Villainous
Warped
Wayward
Weedy
Yeasty
2nd column:
Gleeking
Goatish
Gorbellied
Impertinent
Infectious
Jarring
Loggerheaded
Lumpish
Mammering
Mangled
Mewling
Paunchy
Pribbling
Puking
Puny
Quailing
Rank
Reeky
Roguish
Ruttish
Saucy
Spleeny
Spongy
Surly
Tottering
Unmuzzled
Vain
Venomed
Villainous
Warped
Wayward
Weedy
Yeasty
3rd column:
apple-john
baggage
barnacle
bladder
boar-pig
bugbear
bum-bailey
canker-blossom
clack-dish
clotpole
coxcomb
codpiece
death-token
dewberry
flap-dragon
flax-wench
flirt-gill
foot-licker
fustilarian
giglet
gudgeon
haggard
harpy
hedge-pig
horn-beast
hugger-mugger
jolthead
lewdster
lout
maggot-pie
malt-worm
mammet
measle
minnow
miscreant
moldwarp
mumble-news
nut-hook
pigeon-egg
pignut
puttock
pumpion
ratsbane
scut
skainsmate
strumpet
varlet
vassal
whey-face
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards dying for their country.
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt? Bart Sim
Wow, never thought there would be anything like that.Quote[/b] (bighairyman @ Mar. 15 2004,22:10)]searched on google, founded a couple
oh yeah here's a medieval insult generator. not that good though: http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/mig.htm
hehe, here's a couple i tryed:Quote[/b] (Colonel @ Mar. 15 2004,22:20)]Wow, never thought there would be anything like that.Quote[/b] (bighairyman @ Mar. 15 2004,22:10)]searched on google, founded a couple
oh yeah here's a medieval insult generator. not that good though: http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/mig.htm
Forgive this lazy pig of bighairyman. A eater of shit-eaters and a eater of blasphemers.
Forgive this lazy sloth of bighairyman. A humper of wretchs and a lier of surfs.
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards dying for their country.
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt? Bart Sim
english insult:
you frenchmen
no offence, just a joke
you bloody yank...
Today is your final day...
borborygmite
M8, how do you spell that?
They must surely weren't practical.
If you didn't notice the links at the top of the page, there is also a Royal title generator that is greatQuote[/b] (bighairyman @ Mar. 15 2004,22:10)]searched on google, founded a couple
oh yeah here's a medieval insult generator. not that good though: http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/mig.htm
The Marshall, His Excellent Magnificence, Arch Duke Colonel. The Belligerent Butcher of Pagans
http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/rtg.htm
hehe. here's mine:Quote[/b] (Colonel @ Mar. 17 2004,21:46)]If you didn't notice the links at the top of the page, there is also a Royal title generator that is greatQuote[/b] (bighairyman @ Mar. 15 2004,22:10)]searched on google, founded a couple
oh yeah here's a medieval insult generator. not that good though: http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/mig.htm
The Marshall, His Excellent Magnificence, Arch Duke Colonel. The Belligerent Butcher of Pagans
http://www.dilloscape.com/generatorz/rtg.htm
The General, His Munificent Highness, King Bighairyman. The Just Subjugator of USA
There's also a drug Prescription generator. lol
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards dying for their country.
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt? Bart Sim
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The Viceroy, His Incomparable Primacy, Sir Mouzafphaerre. The Relentless Subjugator of the ORG.
*runs and hides*
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Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony
Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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I found these, i'm not sure hey are historically accurate, though...
...
you empty-headed animal,
food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction.
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
YOU FRENCHMAN
"And one should bear in mind that there is nothing more difficult to execute, nor more dubious of success, nor more dangerous to administer than to introduce a new order to things; for he who introduces it has all those who profit from the old order as his enemies; and he has only lukewarm allies in all those who might profit from the new. This lukewarmness partly stems from fear of their adversaries, who have the law on their side, and partly from the skepticism of men, who do not truly believe in new things unless they have personal experience in them."
~ Niccolo Machiavelli
The General, His Incomparable Honor, Grand Duke Scott Piazza. The Unyielding Slayer of Frenchmen
-Caporegime
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
Heres a better one
The Chancellor, His Radiant Potency, Marquis Scott Piazza. The Butcher of the French
-Caporegime
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
(must keep an eye on this one...)
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Here are some used by the more educated classes. Spoken in Latin:
Nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem (You ugly smeller of other people's private parts)
canis culum in tuo naso, Galli (A dog's butt in your face, Frenchman)
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant. (May barbarians invade your personal space.)
Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret. (I'm rubber, you're glue, bounces off me, sticks to you.)
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Provincial Hottie: "EEECK! Oh! Your Grace. *curtsie*
Duke of RumpyPumpy: "It's good to be the Duke."
Re: Medieval insults!
An aging, brain-addled <animal> has more brains than thou
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