GAH
GAH! I "see pee!" exclaimed the little boy as the little girl peed all over him. He stuck out his tongue and lapped up the golden nectar bestowed upon him by the great Beaver in the sky.
GAH! I "brew tea!" clamored the man as he stirred the contents of his toilet with a wooden spoon. "I use the toilet for brewing, as it is rather voluminous, and therefore yields great quantities of heavenly brew! Just don't ask what the 'secret ingredients' are..." said the man.
GAH! Me "Julie!" said the proud woman as she rubbed her hands over her bulging breasts. "How do you like my new bazookas? Since I had them put in, I just can't take my hands off them -- I'm constantly rubbing them... massaging them... I try to lick my own nipples all the time... Would you like to feel them?" she continued.
GAH! "Them Roman pig-dogs! Me barbarian! See my big, shaved barbarian penis! I am here to cut off Roman heads! I shall piss in their pee, guzzle their tea, and play with Julie's bazookas!"
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