There were four nuns who were allowed by the abbott to have the weekend off. At the end of the weekend, the four nuns went to the abbott to confess their sins.
The first nun said, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I stole some food from a shop." The abbott was silent for a few seconds, and replied,
"The Lord forgives you. Go and drink the holy water." The fourth nun starts to giggle, but the abbott ignores her.
The second nun said, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"What have you done?", asked the abbott.
"I drove my sister's car and ran over a cat.", replied the nun. The abbott stood silent for a minute, and replied,
"The Lord forgives you. Go and drink the holy water." The fourth nun is chuckling loudly now, and the abbott is visibly annoyed.
The second nun confessed,"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I ran up and down high street naked last night" The abbott looked up at the ceiling for a full five minutes before replying,
"The Lord forgives you. Go and drink the holy water." The fourth nun is bursting out with laughter now, and the abbott asks impatiently,
"What is so funny?" The nun, barely able to control her laughter, replied
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