Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.? Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,
A very old woman was so depressed by her husbands death that she wanted to kill herself and go meet him in the afterlife. Just to be sure she would die quickly, she called her doctor to ask where the heart was. The nurse answered and said, "Just under the left breast."
The boss of a small firm reluctantly told four of his employees: I'm going to have to let one of you go."
The black employee said: "I'm a protected minority."
The female employee said: "And I'm a woman."
The oldest employee said: " Fire me pal, and I'll hit you with and age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin!"
They all turned and looked at the young, white, male employee who thought for a moment before saying,
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