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  1. 03-02-2006, 21:41 #11
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    Default Re: Let's do some jokes.

    More silly lightbulb jokes:

    How many philosphers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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    Well, first you have to define your terms.


    How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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    None. Darkness® is the new standard.


    How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
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    The fish are dead; I bring cheese.
    Last edited by Lemur; 03-02-2006 at 21:43.
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