Stop torturing us with your (what seems to be) very funny Dutch humour! You could at least give us the gist of it.
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Stop torturing us with your (what seems to be) very funny Dutch humour! You could at least give us the gist of it.
THE GODFATHER, PART 2
The Thread
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I did Babelfish translator
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, it was so funny.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
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More like double dutch then?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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A real life example of what people fill in on there insurance papers:
translated in English:De jongen was overal en nergens op straat, ik moest meerdere bochten nemen voordat ik hem raakte.
The boy was everywhere and nowhere on the street, I had to take several turns before I hit him.
Originally Posted by Drone
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Or that last sentence:
"Would you please let me know if you didn't get this letter."
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(non dutchies, these are quotes from letters to an insurance company)
This is my favorite,
Uit een proces–verbaal: De achtervolgde sprong in het water en dook ondanks meermaals herhaalde sommaties niet meer op.
'Police report: the subject jumped into the water and didn't surface despite repeated warnings'
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(I think that may be removed)
(I think you're right - Beirut)
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