Or that last sentence:
"Would you please let me know if you didn't get this letter."
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Or that last sentence:
"Would you please let me know if you didn't get this letter."
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(non dutchies, these are quotes from letters to an insurance company)
This is my favorite,
Uit een proces–verbaal: De achtervolgde sprong in het water en dook ondanks meermaals herhaalde sommaties niet meer op.
'Police report: the subject jumped into the water and didn't surface despite repeated warnings'
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(I think that may be removed)
(I think you're right - Beirut)
Last edited by Beirut; 08-15-2006 at 11:25.
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Right then Beirut... try this....
Irish Airplane coming into land...
Pilot 1: Paddy! Paddy, the Runway is too short!
Pilot 2: I know Shaemus! But look at the Width of it!
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Spelled Seamus, JFC. Here is one:
To some the glass is half full, to others it is half empty, but to the Irish it will always be "Are you going to drink that?"
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
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Patient: 'Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.'
Doctor: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome....'
Patient: 'Is it common?'
Doctor: ”It's not unusual....
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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