Right then Beirut... try this....
Irish Airplane coming into land...
Pilot 1: Paddy! Paddy, the Runway is too short!
Pilot 2: I know Shaemus! But look at the Width of it!
Re: Let's do some jokes.
Right then Beirut... try this....
Irish Airplane coming into land...
Pilot 1: Paddy! Paddy, the Runway is too short!
Pilot 2: I know Shaemus! But look at the Width of it!
Re: Let's do some jokes.
Spelled Seamus, JFC. Here is one:
To some the glass is half full, to others it is half empty, but to the Irish it will always be "Are you going to drink that?"
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
Re: Let's do some jokes.
Patient: 'Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.'
Doctor: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome....'
Patient: 'Is it common?'
Doctor: ”It's not unusual....
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
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