In a fine restaurant a couple named Beatrice (65) and Bert (60) are celebrating their fortieth wedding anniversary since the start of their happy marriage.
To thank them for being loyal to each other for all these years a fairy come to grant each one a wish. Beatrice says "I love my husband so much, we have loved each other unconditionally for the past forty years, and I really want to say thank you to my wonderful husband for everything he has done for me, henceforth, I wish that I had the money to grant him everything materialistic that he could ever possibly desire." The fairy grants the wish and thousands of fifty pounds notes appear in her pocket.
The husband, however, wishes for something a little more selfish. "I have loved you wife for all these years, yet now, you are getting much too old for me. So, I wish that I had a wife who was forty years younger than me." The fairy sighed, but she granted him his wish all the same - however, not quite as he imagined:
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There were three men - a man named Robert, a man named John, and a man named Luke. They had been captured by the policeman named Henry and had to serve twenty years in prison. The policeman, however, was having a very good day so decided to grant them one wish each before he placed them in their prison cells for their crimes. Robert wished for his wife, so his wife was brought and placed in the cell with her English husband. John wished for beer, so thousands of cans of beer were brought to his cell and he was locked inside. The Luke wished for cigarettes, so thousands of packets of cigarettes were brought to his cell and he was locked inside.
Twenty years later, Robert came out with fifty children and his wife, alive and well. John came out drunk and staggering as he walked, having drunk many cans of beer within his cell. Luke came out un-harmed, but saying:
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Terrible jokes, but I'm hopeless with this sort of thing.
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