Jokes

[LittleGrizzly]

What do women and clouds have in common ?

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Eventually they off and everyone has a nice day

[Cute Wolf]

A Test for In Laws

A Rich, old men had 3 son in laws from 3 of his daughters, but all of them are coming from lower class, and he suspect any of them are marrying his daughter just for money. To test their sincerity, he arranges a "test" to prove them.

He took his youngest in law with him on a trip with a motorboat, only two of them. When they are on the deep sea, he pretend to fall into the sea. That youngest son in law immediately shut the motorboat engine down and then jumps over the sea, saving his father in law. Next day, the youngest in law see a new BMW parked in front of his house with a letter: "From your father in law, thank you for saving me".

A week after, he took his first oldest in law with him on the very same trip, he also pretend to fall into the sea. This time, his eldest son in law immediately jumps into the sea while the motorboat is still running, and then he was carried to the beach, all by swimming. Impressed with that son in law's determination, next day he declares that man as his second in command in the family's business.

He then try the same procedure with his middle son in law, he pretend (again) to fall into the sea. But at this time, his son in laws didn't even look back at him, and let him drowned and died....

The next day, in front of that middle son in law's home the another two are coming...
What did they will said?

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Thank you!!!!!! Very good idea!!!!!!
, and here was your new position as the second in command, the eldest son in law receive the first in command position, while the youngest receive the third in command