Marie Antoinette: To get the cake, but of course.
George III: Chicken? Where? hey hey? hey hey? Chicken? Someone get the guards
NagatsukaShumi: A chicken eh? Now how did that lad come into play?
TheSilverKnight: OOOH A CHICKEN
Napoleon: It is obvious he was going to give information to his allies on the whereabouts of the enemy.
Clausewitz: The chicken was employing a tactical movement designed to fool his enemies, also known as Crossing the Road, which is a synonym for a stealthy passage through enemy territory, penetrating the enemy artillery and cavalry in order to pass information to his allies just over the border, a very common move in the warfare of the times


(I made these ones up...hehehe...I'm so good...)