Another totally hilarious website Specially would be funny for the Brits.
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/blunkett.php
Another totally hilarious website Specially would be funny for the Brits.
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/blunkett.php
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And the Daily Mail-o-Matic
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/dailymail.php
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Daily mail one is great -Originally Posted by [b
GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
LOL
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A great laugh, Sinan. I got 'can gordron brown impregnate Britain'. Heh.
Just a friendly warning-if this causes political discussion, there will be adverse consequences.
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"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
It won't. Even the most hardened Labour supporter would laugh at this lol...
Good.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
This policy is particularly hard hitting: Deport children to Guantanamo bay, and then put thier chuildren into care.
Give airy-fairy liberals an on the spot fine, then jail them. And charge them for it. (ditto Guardian readers and immigrants, he likes this combo)
Arrest innocent people, then deny them the right to trial by jury.
This last one is so honest, and it will really fix this country up a treat: Detain everybody indefintely under the terrorism act, and then deport them to Guananamo bay. And charge them for it.
Meanwhile the Mail has some hard hitting, honest headlines:
Does the left destroy your daughters?
Could the BBC give Cliff Richard cancer?
Does feminism tax home owners?
Could Brian Paddick lead your daughters astray? (wasn't he gay?)
Does teenage sex cheat Britian's swans?
Could the Germans tax the queen?
Could single mothers kill farmers? (maybe, if the farmer is the father...)
Could New Labour impregnate car drivers?
Frogbeastegg's Guide to Total War: Shogun II. Please note that the guide is not up-to-date for the latest patch.
Priceless
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Ok, one more Daily Mail headline: Do Paedophiles cheat the elderly? you couldn't make that one up if you tried.
I admit it, I can't stop playing with this damned thing - it's better than the actual newspaper, but that's not hard.
I think this one might actually be real: Will gays ruin the church?
Do the French kill your daughters?
Does political correctness infect British soveriegnty with AIDS?
Will lesbians tax the church?
Could the unions impregnate the queen?
Do the unemployed ruin the memory of Diana?
Do lesbians impregnate Cliff Richard?
Will the BBC kill homeowners? (with those awful home improvement shows - yes)
Will teenage sex strip farmers of all dignity?
Does Tony Blair destroy your house?
Could Gordon Brown kill the queen?
Will the BBC scrounge off your daughters?
That seems to have exhausted all the good ones, the thing keeps generating the same few themes over and over, teenage sex, daughters, AIDS, pregnancy...I am now convinced the Daily Mail editors actually use this tool in the creation of their rag.
Frogbeastegg's Guide to Total War: Shogun II. Please note that the guide is not up-to-date for the latest patch.
Those are good ones indeed. I liked most of them. It's a neat little program, very fun. And of course that ever so essential newspaper, I mean where would Britain be without it
Actually I also like the whole website, very forthcoming, lots to read in the assorted links.
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DOES TEENAGE SEX CHEAT YOUR PENSION?
Wow, this actually makes sense *gasp*
lol this stuff is addictive.
One of my friends i know from back home goes out with one of Mr.Blunketts sons who ive met lots of times and i swear ive heard him say stuff like this before hehe.
"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
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