Ok, one more Daily Mail headline: Do Paedophiles cheat the elderly? you couldn't make that one up if you tried.

I admit it, I can't stop playing with this damned thing - it's better than the actual newspaper, but that's not hard.

I think this one might actually be real: Will gays ruin the church?

Do the French kill your daughters?

Does political correctness infect British soveriegnty with AIDS?

Will lesbians tax the church?

Could the unions impregnate the queen?

Do the unemployed ruin the memory of Diana?

Do lesbians impregnate Cliff Richard?

Will the BBC kill homeowners? (with those awful home improvement shows - yes)

Will teenage sex strip farmers of all dignity?

Does Tony Blair destroy your house?

Could Gordon Brown kill the queen?

Will the BBC scrounge off your daughters?


That seems to have exhausted all the good ones, the thing keeps generating the same few themes over and over, teenage sex, daughters, AIDS, pregnancy...I am now convinced the Daily Mail editors actually use this tool in the creation of their rag.