Battle of the asskickers

**Fragony** · 05-23-2004, 08:48

These are the most serious asskickers I could think off. Dante from devil may cry kicks some serious butt, slices and dices his enemies but he does it with style Viewtifull Joe is the king of melee combat and you can tell he really ENJOYS kicking the living shit out of cartooncharacters from hell. Sam is called 'serious' for a reason, he annihilates everything that is foolish enough to look at him the wrong way. And at last the Duke....hail to the king baby.

My favorite is Duke Nuke'em with Sam as a runner-up, a kickass character needs a kickass name and Joe and Dante don't deliver.

**Maychargewithoutorders** · 05-23-2004, 09:17

Come Get Some - need i say more?

**frogbeastegg** · 05-23-2004, 09:44

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Fragony @ May 23 2004,08:48)]he really ENJOYS kicking the living shit out of cartooncharacters from hell.

Watch the language

Dante, he has style, far more style than the boring platinum series game box may suggest.

Somehow I wonder if Mario should be on the list, those koopa massacres really pile up the bodies and he clearly enjoys his work. He even has the check to pretend to be family friendly as he murders several entire species

**Axeknight** · 05-23-2004, 09:44

Dante

Who doesn't love the 'Air hike over their heads, land facing them, triple slash, stinger, stinger, slash varient 2, jump, shoot with pistols, air time them, keep them in the air with duel pistol fire' routine

*EDIT* lady Frog, have you beaten Mundus? I can't do it. Stupid gamefaqs only tell me to get 9-10 devil stars (I have about 2 from the fight with Nightmare). I can whip his rear in space, but once I get to the rock with the lava pit, I get stuck.

**frogbeastegg** · 05-23-2004, 10:20

I got up to the first boss and then something else required my attention for a few weeks. When I got back to the game I was so rusty I just kept dying, so I need to start over. Um, that was a few months ago; I'm saving the game until my parents go on holiday, leaving the house empty and my gaming interuption free. I only play for half an hour at a time, but they still manage to interrupt me at the worst possible moments, for example battles with giant red spider demons from hell Some games will survive interruptions, but not DMC.

**Axeknight** · 05-23-2004, 10:29

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (frogbeastegg @ May 23 2004,11:20)]battles with giant red spider demons from hell

Ahhh... The Phantom. Fighting him is great, when you know what to do. Jump on his back and Devil Trigger *smirks*

Battle goes something like that...

**Efrem Da King** · 05-23-2004, 12:19

Squall.

He simply would own any of them

He doesn't really enjoy fighting, HE JUST DOESN'T CARE.

He is the only one who is worried aboot dieing and therefore is the most danjerous

Have you seen the robot spider

Or the massive GF

He is the only character with a gunsword too

Dante may have guns and swords BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A GUNSWORD

**frogbeastegg** · 05-23-2004, 12:40

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Axeknight @ May 23 2004,10:29)]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (frogbeastegg @ May 23 2004,11:20)]battles with giant red spider demons from hell

Ahhh... The Phantom. Fighting him is great, when you know what to do. Jump on his back and Devil Trigger *smirks*

Battle goes something like that...

More like

**Aymar de Bois Mauri** · 05-23-2004, 12:48

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (frogbeastegg @ May 23 2004,06:40)]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Axeknight @ May 23 2004,10:29)]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (frogbeastegg @ May 23 2004,11:20)]battles with giant red spider demons from hell

Ahhh... The Phantom. Fighting him is great, when you know what to do. Jump on his back and Devil Trigger *smirks*

Battle goes something like that...

More like

LOL

Both of you are funny

**Matt Deckard** · 05-23-2004, 14:08

Solid Snake. None of the others have taken on a giant mecha 3 times as well as kicking the arse of a cyborg ninja in hand to hand combat

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 05-23-2004, 17:28

Max Payne-He's a man with nothing to lose Plus he sports possibly the graveliest voice ever created, AND he's never called up before an internal review board for his massacres

**The Tuffen** · 05-23-2004, 23:15

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]Max Payne-He's a man with nothing to lose

I'd have to agree, + he never gives up no matter how badly beat up he is

**Somebody Else** · 05-23-2004, 23:17

The protagonist in Doom's got to have some say, stuffed rabbit and all...

**Cebei** · 05-23-2004, 23:19

Jack - in Manhunt. Kicks all bums.

**FesterShinetop** · 05-23-2004, 23:27

Hail to the king baby The Duke is up there, then there is nothing for a while and then there is Max Payne closely followed by one of the meanest looking and baddest mofo around: Pacman...

**DemonArchangel** · 05-24-2004, 02:59

Gordon Freeman, no sh*t about that.

**Fragony** · 05-24-2004, 10:22

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (DemonArchangel @ May 23 2004,20:59)]Gordon Freeman, no sh*t about that.

Nah, Gordon Freeman is a boring geek that GETS to kick some serious ass. A true asskicker needs attitude Shame on me for forgetting Max Payne, he got a kickass name and he got the attitude, and he kicks ass of course. Come to think of it, Caleb from Blood deserves a mention as well.

**SwordsMaster** · 05-24-2004, 13:01

Have ot give it to Max Payne.He piles up bodies in Matrix time, and he also has style.

I still remember that dialogue from Max Payne 2:

The things that I want by Max Payne:
A smoke.
A whiskey.
A license to kill and unlimited ammo.
And her.

good list for Santa.

**Fragony** · 05-24-2004, 13:17

My favorite Max Payne dialogue: 'Max Payne...I envy your name...they call me nicky (?) niagara'

'why, do you cry a lot?'

**SwordsMaster** · 05-24-2004, 13:24

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]My favorite Max Payne dialogue: 'Max Payne...I envy your name...they call me nicky (?) niagara'

'why, do you cry a lot?'

methinks it was Frankie niagara.But yeah, I think its a great game.With good not-only-shooting work.

Another cool one:

My mistake wasnt joking about the guy with a baseball bat, but trusting a woman with a weapon

So true...

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 05-24-2004, 13:40

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (SwordsMaster @ May 24 2004,13:24)]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]My favorite Max Payne dialogue: 'Max Payne...I envy your name...they call me nicky (?) niagara'

'why, do you cry a lot?'

methinks it was Frankie niagara.But yeah, I think its a great game.With good not-only-shooting work.

Another cool one:

My mistake wasnt joking about the guy with a baseball bat, but trusting a woman with a weapon

So true...

My favourite Max line is 'I was going to find Vlad, and give him his gun back. One bullet at a time.'

**Dramicus** · 05-24-2004, 15:19

lol, these are just a few quotes from Max Payne that I like...

Max Payne: He was trying to buy more sand for his hour glass. I wasn't selling any.

Vinnie Gognitti: Police brutality
Max Payne: I rate pretty high on that.

Max Payne: I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings.

Frankie Niagara: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Frankie the Bat Niagara.
Max Payne: Niagara, as in you cry a lot?

Max Payne: He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do

and I like these one alot...

Max Payne: I was a Ninja, my Kung Fu was strong.

B.B.: You can't win this one, Max.
Max Payne: Maybe, but I can make damn sure none of you do either.

Dick Justice(spoof tv show within the game): The rain was comin' down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors.

Max Payne: Your past has a way of sneaking up on you. You'll hear broken echoes of it everywhere, like a bad replay. You'll get mad at everyone for reminding you about it, even if it's all in your head.

Max Payne: The things that I want by Max Payne:
A smoke.
A whisky.
For the sun to shine.
My wife and baby girl back.
Unlimited ammo and a license to kill.
Right then, more than anything,
I wanted her.

Max Payne: I didn't deserve to walk away. There are no happy endings...

**SwordsMaster** · 05-24-2004, 15:41

@Dramicus.

Gee,m8 thats a good memory

Did you remember all that or you looked it up?

Also I came to like that Dearest of all my friends expression.

Or this one:

Vlad: Suppose you have to do something wrong, but you have no other choice.Then it isnt wrong, Its more like fate.

(Im not too sure about accuracy of that last one)

Or:

Gognitty:That was fun.In a scary not-at-all-fun way.

**frogbeastegg** · 05-24-2004, 16:09

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (SwordsMaster @ May 24 2004,15:41)]Vlad: -I heard she is a stone fox. I would [beep] her.

Watch the language This is supposed to be a family friendly forum.

Bah, twice in one thread - I appreciate the asskickers tend to swear a lot, but can people at least make some effort to avoid turning this into a 15 rated thread?

Edit: how many times do you have to click a smiley before it will work?

**SwordsMaster** · 05-24-2004, 16:48

Ok, sorry Lady Frog, always forget that.I changed the conflictive bit.

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]I appreciate the asskickers tend to swear a lot

Right.You cant do any serious asskikcing without appropriate language (well, except buffy).

Just slap me when I forget about civism.

**frogbeastegg** · 05-24-2004, 16:53

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (SwordsMaster @ May 24 2004,16:48)]Ok, sorry Lady Frog, always forget that.I changed the conflictive bit.

I have edited my quote to remove the swearing now this is resolved, to help keep things PG.

**SwordsMaster** · 05-24-2004, 16:59

Lol, that [beep] is just so....familiar

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]I have edited my quote to remove the swearing now this is resolved, to help keep things PG.

Of course, my lady, *bows*.At your service

**Axeknight** · 05-24-2004, 17:57

My fav Max quotes

Some from Max Payne 1:

The sun set with practised bravado. - Max Payne

The flesh... The flesh... Of fallen... Angels... - Jack Lupino

Jim Bravura - Who is this?
Max Payne - Coming atcha live from the crime scene.

Woden had the smile of a winner. That made two of us. - Max Payne

And Max Payne 2:

I'm supposed to be the hero. I'm not supposed to die, Max. - Vladimir Lem

I'm not a geek. I'm a collecter. I'm not a geek - Vinnie Gognitti