lol, these are just a few quotes from Max Payne that I like...

Max Payne: He was trying to buy more sand for his hour glass. I wasn't selling any.

Vinnie Gognitti: Police brutality
Max Payne: I rate pretty high on that.

Max Payne: I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings.

Frankie Niagara: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Frankie the Bat Niagara.
Max Payne: Niagara, as in you cry a lot?

Max Payne: He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do

and I like these one alot...

Max Payne: I was a Ninja, my Kung Fu was strong.

B.B.: You can't win this one, Max.
Max Payne: Maybe, but I can make damn sure none of you do either.

Dick Justice(spoof tv show within the game): The rain was comin' down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors.

Max Payne: Your past has a way of sneaking up on you. You'll hear broken echoes of it everywhere, like a bad replay. You'll get mad at everyone for reminding you about it, even if it's all in your head.

Max Payne: The things that I want by Max Payne:
A smoke.
A whisky.
For the sun to shine.
My wife and baby girl back.
Unlimited ammo and a license to kill.
Right then, more than anything,
I wanted her.

Max Payne: I didn't deserve to walk away. There are no happy endings...