Here is a really, really, incredebly, excrutiatingly bad political joke. It's soo bad I have to share it.
-Why do they use left/right to show political affiliation?
-Because if they use wrong/right, they would never hear the end of it.
See, I warned you. It's really, really, really, incredebly, superiorly, excrutiatingly, gargatuonly bad
-Capo
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
Naughty you…
Today is your victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men.
Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings, The Water Book
Yeah, because they'll keep hearing about how someone had accidentally switched the labels.
While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
I do so by asking them the right questions, says the Queen. Allow me to demonstrate.
She phones Tony Blair and says, Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?
Tony Blair responds, It's me, ma'am.
Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir, says the Queen. She hangs up and says, Did you get that, Mr. Bush?
Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.
Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?
Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, Can I think about it and get back to you? Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it? Powell answers immediately, It's me, of course, you dumb ass.
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, I know the answer, sir I know who it is It's Colin Powell And Bush replies in disgust, Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair
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Much better if you ask me.
GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
I heard that joke, altough this was pre-Dubya, so it was based on the Chinese government... quite amusing, although I didn't really know the people in it last time... I may live there, but the politics of the country are of no relevence to me. Tony on the other hand...
I liked CAPO's.
Our greatest glory lies not in never having fallen, but in rising every time we fall. Oliver Goldsmith
President Balkenende (dutch prime minister) walks in at the docters office with a frog on his head.
Doctor asks: 'what is the problem'
Frog: 'I have a tumor on my ass'
lolOriginally Posted by [b
Must remember that one.
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