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    Dyslexic agnostic insomniac Senior Member Goofball's Avatar
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    A ROMANTIC TALE

    A young man wished to purchase something for his new sweetheart's birthday. Since they had not been dating very long, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note ..... romantic, but not too personal.
    Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves.
    The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
    While wrapping their purchases, the clerk mixed up the items. The sister got the gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with
    this note:

    Darling:
    I have chosen these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

    These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her try on yours for me, and she looked really smart.

    I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time.
    No doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

    When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, since they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

    Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year

    I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

    All My Love,
    John

    p.s. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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    Cute, but not as good as the last one.
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    rofl
    60+ new units – including the mighty Indian War Elephants, Persian immortals and Indian naked female archers.

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    LMAO

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    LOL ROFLMFAO

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    what haha
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    had to read it twice

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    LOL. Nice

    I don't envy the dude when his girl gets the gift.
    no blood no foul

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    Isnt this only half the joke?

    I am sure i have read it with a second half of the message for the person who was supposed to get the panties but got the gloves

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Hetman_Koronny @ June 01 2004,03:02)]LOL. Nice

    I don't envy the dude when his girl gets the gift.
    Depends how she takes it...
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    ROFL nightcrawler
    60+ new units – including the mighty Indian War Elephants, Persian immortals and Indian naked female archers.

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