Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?
A. Wool

Three lawyers were waiting for the subway, standing in line to buy three tickets. They saw three accountants with whom they shared a client.

They noticed the accountants purchased only one ticket so one of the lawyers asked, How will all three of you ride the subway with only one ticket?

Watch and learn, replied one of the accountants.

After they boarded, all three of the accountants packed into the bathroom. The conductor came through, knocked on the door and said, TICKET PLEASE. The bathroom door cracked open only a bit, one hand reached out with a ticket. The conductor took the ticket and moved on.

The accountants emerged from the bathroom laughing and exchanging high 5's.

On the return trip the Lawyers said, We're smarter than those accountants. If they can do then it we can do it.

The lawyers purchased one ticket. The accountants, behind them in line, bought no tickets. How will you ride the subway with NO tickets this time? one of the lawyers asked. Watch and learn, replied one of the accountants.

As the conductor made his way toward their car, the lawyers all piled into the bathroom. Then before the conductor got there, one of the accountants knocked on the bathroom door and in a disguised voice said, Ticket please.